Sexual domination is in vogue...so why the fuck am I missing it?

Started by CountDeMoney, May 11, 2012, 06:57:52 AM

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The Larch


Berkut

Quote from: CountDeMoney on May 11, 2012, 09:00:12 AM
Quote from: Malthus on May 11, 2012, 08:59:40 AM
I saw something odd yesterday - at the local chain bookstore a sign "PERFECT FOR MOTHER'S DAY" over ... a big pile of "Fifty Shades of Grey".  :hmm:

Hence the term "Mommy Porn".

The wife bought a copy. :blush:
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Valmy

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Gups

Quote from: CountDeMoney on May 11, 2012, 09:00:12 AM
Quote from: Malthus on May 11, 2012, 08:59:40 AM
I saw something odd yesterday - at the local chain bookstore a sign "PERFECT FOR MOTHER'S DAY" over ... a big pile of "Fifty Shades of Grey".  :hmm:

Hence the term "Mommy Porn".

I call it Flick Lit

garbon

Quote from: CountDeMoney on May 11, 2012, 09:17:14 AM
Quote from: Valmy on May 11, 2012, 09:11:54 AM
Quote from: Malthus on May 11, 2012, 09:02:38 AM
Fair enough - is it considered socially acceptable now to buy porn for one's mother?

Yeah there is really no way that is not creepy.  I guess if you have a good friend who a mom and you buy her the book for mother's day....nah even that is weird.

I'm thinking about sending Nook gift certificates to my undersexed-just-filed-for-limited-divorce-on-Monday SoccerMom and single-divorced-for-3-years-just-found-out-she's-totally-fucking-submissive lady friends.

Yeah but you're creepy weird! :P
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CountDeMoney


Malthus

Quote from: Josephus on May 11, 2012, 09:02:58 AM
Quote from: Malthus on May 11, 2012, 08:59:40 AM
I saw something odd yesterday - at the local chain bookstore a sign "PERFECT FOR MOTHER'S DAY" over ... a big pile of "Fifty Shades of Grey".  :hmm:

Not that odd, really. I think women are the target market for that book. You might be thinking your mother, but there's plenty of moms under 50 ;)

Who buys their mom porn, whatever age they are?  :huh:
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The Larch

Quote from: Malthus on May 11, 2012, 09:30:46 AM
Quote from: Josephus on May 11, 2012, 09:02:58 AM
Quote from: Malthus on May 11, 2012, 08:59:40 AM
I saw something odd yesterday - at the local chain bookstore a sign "PERFECT FOR MOTHER'S DAY" over ... a big pile of "Fifty Shades of Grey".  :hmm:

Not that odd, really. I think women are the target market for that book. You might be thinking your mother, but there's plenty of moms under 50 ;)

Who buys their mom porn, whatever age they are?  :huh:

It's not porn.

Malthus

Quote from: Valmy on May 11, 2012, 09:23:18 AM
Quote from: Berkut on May 11, 2012, 09:20:51 AM
The wife bought a copy. :blush:

Here is your chance Berk.  Bring out your dominant side.

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CountDeMoney


Malthus

Quote from: The Larch on May 11, 2012, 09:31:57 AM
It's not porn.

I haven't had the pleasure of actually reading it, but it is certainly marketed as "erotica".
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The Larch

Quote from: Malthus on May 11, 2012, 09:34:04 AM
Quote from: The Larch on May 11, 2012, 09:31:57 AM
It's not porn.

I haven't had the pleasure of actually reading it, but it is certainly marketed as "erotica".

According to the review I read there's hardly any sex at all in the book.

The Brain

Women want me. Men want to be with me.

Valmy

Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

The Brain

"Erotica" means boring as fuck with ironically no fuck.
Women want me. Men want to be with me.