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Started by jimmy olsen, March 18, 2012, 07:18:08 PM

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Josquius

Quote from: Peter Wiggin on March 19, 2012, 11:13:15 PM
Quote from: Tyr on March 19, 2012, 11:05:09 PM
Do they get anything though?
Japanese guys find western women exotic and hot yes....but are intimidated by their whole idea of being equal people and having rights and that sort of thing.
I've not encountered it much myself but I have heard that in East Asia things are a lot easier for foreign guys than girls.

Girls will always have it easier to find a casual hookup.
Well yes, a woman can always go up to random guys and ask for sex and will probally get it whilst even in the hottest man in the world trying such a thing might not.
But they tend not to do that.
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Monoriu

Quote from: Tyr on March 19, 2012, 11:05:09 PM
I've not encountered it much myself but I have heard that in East Asia things are a lot easier for foreign guys than girls.

Yeah.  Look, if you are an expat working in this part of the world, more likely than not, you have an above average social economic status when compared with the natives.  Guys don't mind dating poor but pretty girls.  But girls want to find guys who are better off than themselves. 

The Larch

Quote from: Tonitrus on March 19, 2012, 08:11:02 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on March 19, 2012, 07:50:14 PM
Quote from: Brazen on March 19, 2012, 05:43:15 AM
The women have no chance of getting laid by either the locals or their fellow tourists

They're in their 20s so most of them are pretty hot, and the accent gives them bonus points (and that's for the other foreign teachers, just being white makes them incredibly exotic to the real natives).

Dude, you should be rolling out that Latin, Rico Suave charm on them British ladies.

Timmay doesn't have any of that, I could pass for a Puerto Rican better than him.

:P

CountDeMoney

Quote from: Razgovory on March 19, 2012, 06:47:23 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on March 19, 2012, 06:23:22 PM
Quote from: Tonitrus on March 19, 2012, 06:10:50 PM
Indeed, ALL women have a chance of getting laid.  Unlike the reverse...there is always some guy who will pick up what ever is being put out there.

What if she's too big to get off the couch?  :hmm:

I could make the obvious joke, but I'll let Seedy do the honors.  That's really his department.

:huh: I don't get it.  Not into fat chicks.

jimmy olsen

Quote from: CountDeMoney on March 20, 2012, 05:49:58 AM
Quote from: Razgovory on March 19, 2012, 06:47:23 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on March 19, 2012, 06:23:22 PM
Quote from: Tonitrus on March 19, 2012, 06:10:50 PM
Indeed, ALL women have a chance of getting laid.  Unlike the reverse...there is always some guy who will pick up what ever is being put out there.

What if she's too big to get off the couch?  :hmm:

I could make the obvious joke, but I'll let Seedy do the honors.  That's really his department.

:huh: I don't get it.  Not into fat chicks.
Given the demographic you pursue I find that unlikely.
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Quote from: CountDeMoney on March 20, 2012, 05:49:58 AM
Quote from: Razgovory on March 19, 2012, 06:47:23 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on March 19, 2012, 06:23:22 PM
Quote from: Tonitrus on March 19, 2012, 06:10:50 PM
Indeed, ALL women have a chance of getting laid.  Unlike the reverse...there is always some guy who will pick up what ever is being put out there.

What if she's too big to get off the couch?  :hmm:

I could make the obvious joke, but I'll let Seedy do the honors.  That's really his department.

:huh: I don't get it.  Not into fat chicks.

I don't do race jokes.
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CountDeMoney

Quote from: jimmy olsen on March 21, 2012, 01:09:32 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on March 20, 2012, 05:49:58 AM
Quote from: Razgovory on March 19, 2012, 06:47:23 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on March 19, 2012, 06:23:22 PM
Quote from: Tonitrus on March 19, 2012, 06:10:50 PM
Indeed, ALL women have a chance of getting laid.  Unlike the reverse...there is always some guy who will pick up what ever is being put out there.

What if she's too big to get off the couch?  :hmm:

I could make the obvious joke, but I'll let Seedy do the honors.  That's really his department.

:huh: I don't get it.  Not into fat chicks.
Given the demographic you pursue I find that unlikely.

4'10" 90 lb Asians?

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stjaba

Quote from: Brazen on March 19, 2012, 05:43:15 AM

The women have no chance of getting laid by either the locals or their fellow tourists so don't bloody bother.

I learned this lesson a few years ago. I was in a beach resort in Malaga, Spain. I was wearing a t-shirt with a leprechaun and a Guinness symbol while walking around the town. For some reason, a group of mid-to late twenty something English women thought that shirt made me Irish and started yelling random ethnic insults at me. It was a bizarre experience.

Ed Anger

Quote from: Razgovory on March 21, 2012, 02:43:21 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on March 20, 2012, 05:49:58 AM
Quote from: Razgovory on March 19, 2012, 06:47:23 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on March 19, 2012, 06:23:22 PM
Quote from: Tonitrus on March 19, 2012, 06:10:50 PM
Indeed, ALL women have a chance of getting laid.  Unlike the reverse...there is always some guy who will pick up what ever is being put out there.

What if she's too big to get off the couch?  :hmm:

I could make the obvious joke, but I'll let Seedy do the honors.  That's really his department.

:huh: I don't get it.  Not into fat chicks.

I don't do race jokes.

:mad:

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Quote from: CountDeMoney on March 21, 2012, 09:29:56 AM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on March 21, 2012, 01:09:32 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on March 20, 2012, 05:49:58 AM
Quote from: Razgovory on March 19, 2012, 06:47:23 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on March 19, 2012, 06:23:22 PM
Quote from: Tonitrus on March 19, 2012, 06:10:50 PM
Indeed, ALL women have a chance of getting laid.  Unlike the reverse...there is always some guy who will pick up what ever is being put out there.

What if she's too big to get off the couch?  :hmm:

I could make the obvious joke, but I'll let Seedy do the honors.  That's really his department.

:huh: I don't get it.  Not into fat chicks.
Given the demographic you pursue I find that unlikely.

4'10" 90 lb Asians?

Ide, is that you?

garbon

Quote from: Tonitrus on March 19, 2012, 06:10:50 PM
Quote from: Zanza on March 19, 2012, 06:15:49 AM
Quote from: Brazen on March 19, 2012, 05:43:15 AM
The women have no chance of getting laid by either the locals or their fellow tourists
:huh:

Indeed, ALL women have a chance of getting laid.  Unlike the reverse...there is always some guy who will pick up what ever is being put out there.

All men do to. You just have to pick to do it with a man.  Probably about as palatable as the bottom of the barrel men are to said ladies.
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Quote from: garbon on March 21, 2012, 06:15:47 PM
All men do to. You just have to pick to do it with a man.

Or a hooker.
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