California dreamin' - Tips for a summer trip, plz

[The Larch]

You do understand that travelling in an RV will limit your urban mobility quite a bit, right Larchy?

Yup, totally aware of that, but as I previously said the main focus of the trip will most probably be outdoorsy stuff, with urban tourism being the exception rather than the rule.

Yeah but you'll really be limiting yourself all around at the speed you'll be traveling at.  And won't most places require a large fee for your RV?  I know Muir Woods has a cost even for passenger cars.

This is all still in a rough draft stage, nothing is set on stone yet. The RV thingie is still something we're considering, but we're not married to the idea. We have to put together all the pros and cons, and then decide. Hell, we don't have the final group of people yet! At the moment only 3 of us are committed to the plan.

[CountDeMoney]

People in Cruise America RVs are my sworn enemy.  Especially if they are Germans. 

No shit.  It may be an RV, but they still drive those fuckers like they're on the Ukrainian steppes.  PANZERGRUPPE WINNEBAGO

I want to attach external speakers to mine and play the Panzerlied now going town the road.

Fuck that.  Jericho Trumpets on the bumper, like those silent deer whistles.

[Barrister]

Is there even a stereotype for that? 

Over here RV tourism is mstly associated with Germans and Dutchies.

Tons of German RV tourists in Yukon.  Generally seem pretty nice though.

[Ed Anger]

People in Cruise America RVs are my sworn enemy.  Especially if they are Germans. 

No shit.  It may be an RV, but they still drive those fuckers like they're on the Ukrainian steppes.  PANZERGRUPPE WINNEBAGO

I want to attach external speakers to mine and play the Panzerlied now going town the road.

Fuck that.  Jericho Trumpets on the bumper, like those silent deer whistles.

[Valmy]

It is ridiculous how many Germans are at major American National Parks at any one time.

What did we blow up all of theirs or something?

[CountDeMoney]

It is ridiculous how many Germans are at major American National Parks at any one time.

What did we blow up all of theirs or something?

When my mother's cousins came over from Der Vaterland a while back, they were so totally entranced with all of our parks.  Hell, they were fascinated with our front yard.  Chasing chipmunks with the camera and shit.

One of them explained that they simply no longer have the same amount of flora und fauna anymore.  They're over fucking industrialized.

[garbon]

This is all still in a rough draft stage, nothing is set on stone yet. The RV thingie is still something we're considering, but we're not married to the idea. We have to put together all the pros and cons, and then decide. Hell, we don't have the final group of people yet! At the moment only 3 of us are committed to the plan.

Yeah, I'd just look up the attendant costs as even a larger end SUV might be a better bet - although if you actually want to do any sort of camping in the outdoors part...which is conceptually difficult for me.

[Syt]

One of them explained that they simply no longer have the same amount of flora und fauna anymore.  They're over fucking industrialized.

There's something to it. I doubt there's very many spots in Germany (or anywhere in Central Europe, for that matter) where you can stand, turn a 360° and not see anything man made - streets, houses, power lines etc.

Since our attempts to add a bit more Lebensraum to our borders were kinda frowned upon, many now seek the wilderness of Canada, U.S., Scandiweenia during their vacations.

[CountDeMoney]

Since our attempts to add a bit more Lebensraum to our borders were kinda frowned upon,

You people never do anything in moderation.

[Syt]

We had no Indians from whom to steal land.

[Zanza]

It is ridiculous how many Germans are at major American National Parks at any one time.

What did we blow up all of theirs or something?

Germany looks like this:

[Syt]

Or like this.

[Admiral Yi]

Germany looks like this:

The composition is very nice. 

[Razgovory]

Both look nice.  I admit most of the members of my family had a low opinion of Germany.  Of course they visited back in the 1940's.  I've heard some things have changed since then.

I'm told I family in Germany, but nobody has talked to them since the nineteenth century.  A cousin of mine traced some of them to an area around a town called Ravensburg.

[The Brain]

Or like this.