State of the Lettow 2011-2012, and the outlook for a new year

[HVC]

Cal, he probably blames you for the destruction of the temple cause you dress up like a Roman :p

[Lettow77]

 I appreciate the offer, Siege. I like jews and guns just fine. I don't like saloons though, or the decadent opulence of nashville. Or going out in public.

I like the thought, though! I haven't forgotten about your recommendations, either. Submarine Super 99 will get watched one of these days, and i'll report.

While I wouldn't like going out typically, I could do a languish meet, I guess. It'd have to be in the beautiful river city, though.

[Eddie Teach]

I've heard the Seine is rather pretty.

[Lettow77]

 The sweetly sleeping sweeping of the Seine 

[Eddie Teach]

Do you have a crush on your roommate? 

[Eddie Teach]

YES!
I really really do
I wish we were of appropriate gender pairs

Edit: HOW DID YOU KNOW
do I mention it that often?
He's so much handsomer than I
and I envy the ease with which he approaches every situation

the sullen tone he takes when approached with the slightest difficulty only makes him more attractive somehow

Not so much frequency as tone.

[Barrister]

Languish! I am quit edrunk! ask me anything before I sober up, and I will answetr accordingly!

What do you think about black people?

[Barrister]

BLACK PEOPLE:

I really like them. I call them niggers most of the time. To my roommate? niggers. The blackguard suitemate is a fat white man who associates with niggers, and this is unacceptable. It is odd that I like black people, but associating with them out of strictly regulated environmetns is quite out of the question. The thing of it is, it's alright to have them over - as long as they don't stay overnight-, and it's very good to have good relations with them in all situations. But you sohulndtt have them sit with you, or date one, of course.

I miss their company when they are not around, and I look with disdain on the way germantown folk (but not my beautiful roommate) fear them. I consider them my countrymen, albeit of a different caste, and have a love for them utterly absent yankees. Even if they make our society shittier, they are our cross to bear.

None of this applies to africans, though.

Occasionally I think you're an okay bloke, but then you say crap like this.

Thanks for confirming I shouldn't care for you Lettow. 

[Barrister]

Why the fuck do you use the Brit/Canuck spelling of colourful?

[Barrister]

I have always used the british spellings when I can remember. Webster was an imperialist yankee. The South would've had its own dictionary if we won, and it would've adhered to british standards in many respects.

Good grief.

[Ideologue]

The only Commonwealth spelling worth a shit is aluminium, and that's only to be consistent with other elements.  You still pronounce it "um."

[Eddie Teach]

The only Commonwealth spelling worth a shit is aluminium, and that's only to be consistent with other elements.  You still pronounce it "um."

Tantalum

[Ideologue]

FUCK.

[Razgovory]

BLACK PEOPLE:

I really like them. I call them niggers most of the time. To my roommate? niggers. The blackguard suitemate is a fat white man who associates with niggers, and this is unacceptable. It is odd that I like black people, but associating with them out of strictly regulated environmetns is quite out of the question. The thing of it is, it's alright to have them over - as long as they don't stay overnight-, and it's very good to have good relations with them in all situations. But you sohulndtt have them sit with you, or date one, of course.

I miss their company when they are not around, and I look with disdain on the way germantown folk (but not my beautiful roommate) fear them. I consider them my countrymen, albeit of a different caste, and have a love for them utterly absent yankees. Even if they make our society shittier, they are our cross to bear.

None of this applies to africans, though.

Occasionally I think you're an okay bloke, but then you say crap like this.

Thanks for confirming I shouldn't care for you Lettow. 

You should still care.  The boy's got a good heart, he's just screwy is all.  He needs to get his head out of the clouds and have his feet planted on the ground.  I still think he needs to take a hard working job, and sweat and bruise the stupid out of him.  He's obviously a smart kid, he just needs a little perspective.

[Ideologue]

I come from the same cultural background as you.  Roughly, anyway.  Fireblade too.  Neither one of us are afraid to work (WELL...), neither one of us hold some of your more offensive beliefs--even if we do occasionally partake in some racism for the yuks.