GOP Primary Megathread!

[CountDeMoney]

From a law enforcement perspective, there certainly is a bona fide reason to find out why he'd "either be dead or in jail by this time next year."

Yeah.  It is almost certain that the blowhard is too gutless to carry out the implied threat, but you can't take any chances.

Exactly.  Which is why they should file an emergency petition on him immediately, and have him undergo at least a 72 hour assessment for suicidal ideations.

[derspiess]

We get it.  You're an ex-cop.

[The Brain]

Sex-cop?

[Eddie Teach]

Sex-cop?

I'm not sure he's ever told us what department he worked in. 

[CountDeMoney]

We get it.  You're an ex-cop.

And I know you have Cat Scratch Fever in your CD player.

[Barrister]

From a law enforcement perspective, there certainly is a bona fide reason to find out why he'd "either be dead or in jail by this time next year."

Yeah.  It is almost certain that the blowhard is too gutless to carry out the implied threat, but you can't take any chances.

Exactly.  Which is why they should file an emergency petition on him immediately, and have him undergo at least a 72 hour assessment for suicidal ideations.

Pro tip for you - if you actually do that, make sure you bring the person before an actual medical professional, and don't just have them locked up in cells for 24 or 72 hours (depending on jurisdiction).

[CountDeMoney]

From a law enforcement perspective, there certainly is a bona fide reason to find out why he'd "either be dead or in jail by this time next year."

Yeah.  It is almost certain that the blowhard is too gutless to carry out the implied threat, but you can't take any chances.

Exactly.  Which is why they should file an emergency petition on him immediately, and have him undergo at least a 72 hour assessment for suicidal ideations.

Pro tip for you - if you actually do that, make sure you bring the person before an actual medical professional, and don't just have them locked up in cells for 24 or 72 hours (depending on jurisdiction).

Drop 'em off at the ER.  It'll take them 72 hours just to get to him.

[derspiess]

We get it.  You're an ex-cop.

And I know you have Cat Scratch Fever in your CD player.

I hear it enough at Bengals games to where that's not necessary

[Caliga]

Princesca knows I like Cat Scratch Fever so she bought me a Nugent CD once.  I didn't really like anything else on it, except for one song that was good but seemed to go on forever (and I think it was just an instrumental).  I also like High Enough, but technically that's Damn Yankees, not Nuge on his own.

[Razgovory]

Pro tip for you - if you actually do that, make sure you bring the person before an actual medical professional, and don't just have them locked up in cells for 24 or 72 hours (depending on jurisdiction).

In Cole County they just hand cuff you to a chair.

[CountDeMoney]

Princesca knows I like Cat Scratch Fever so she bought me a Nugent CD once.  I didn't really like anything else on it, except for one song that was good but seemed to go on forever (and I think it was just an instrumental).  I also like High Enough, but technically that's Damn Yankees, not Nuge on his own.

Yahoo, redneck beer rock.  You and Otto cruising for pussy in the primer gray bitchin' Camero at Skateland on a Friday night.

[Ed Anger]

I'll get my trans-am. And my Foghat CD's.

[Caliga]

Camaro 

I'll take one of these however:


Princesca even told me I could get one.

[derspiess]

I don't own any of The Nuge's music, but I like his show on the Outdoor Channel.  I have to turn off those hunting shows after a while because it pisses me off that people  get paid to go hunting and I'm not one of them.

Oh, and is the Secret Service meeting with Nugent at a strip club?  Or are they keeping it more discreet?

[CountDeMoney]

Oh, and is the Secret Service meeting with Nugent at a strip club?  Or are they keeping it more discreet?

They learned their lesson over that shit this week.
They're meeting him in Vegas.