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Started by jimmy olsen, December 15, 2011, 10:35:17 PM

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Martinus

#30
December 17, 2011, 03:29:42 AM
Quote from: garbon on December 16, 2011, 09:08:41 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on December 16, 2011, 09:04:20 AM
Quote from: garbon on December 16, 2011, 08:58:35 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on December 16, 2011, 08:56:22 AM
I always wanted to be the cover editor for the NY Post.
You've wanted to be a lot of things, snowflake. :hug:

Not Vanity Fair, though.  GARBON GOES GABBO FOR GRALLON.  Yuck.

That's only because you need more realistic headlines.

GARBON GOES GARBO FOR HILLARY
GRALLON GOES PEE-WEE FOR BIEBER

I didn't know you had a thing for people who look like ugly lesbians.
Or Hillary.

Eddie Teach

#31
December 17, 2011, 03:39:41 AM
Quote from: Martinus on December 17, 2011, 03:29:42 AM
I didn't know you had a thing for people who look like ugly lesbians.
Or Hillary.

Did you ragequit and leave the forum for the entirety of 2008?  :huh:
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

Tonitrus

#32
December 17, 2011, 04:02:57 AM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on December 17, 2011, 03:39:41 AM
Quote from: Martinus on December 17, 2011, 03:29:42 AM
I didn't know you had a thing for people who look like ugly lesbians.
Or Hillary.

Did you ragequit and leave the forum for the entirety of 2008?  :huh:

Nah, he prefers quantity over quality.

Ideologue

#34
December 17, 2011, 06:43:01 AM
MEGALON, NO!
Kinemalogue
Current reviews: The 'Burbs (9/10); Gremlins 2: The New Batch (9/10); John Wick: Chapter 2 (9/10); A Cure For Wellness (4/10)

jimmy olsen

#35
December 17, 2011, 07:46:27 AM
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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garbon

#36
December 17, 2011, 10:31:21 AM
Quote from: Martinus on December 17, 2011, 03:29:42 AM
Quote from: garbon on December 16, 2011, 09:08:41 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on December 16, 2011, 09:04:20 AM
Quote from: garbon on December 16, 2011, 08:58:35 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on December 16, 2011, 08:56:22 AM
I always wanted to be the cover editor for the NY Post.
You've wanted to be a lot of things, snowflake. :hug:

Not Vanity Fair, though.  GARBON GOES GABBO FOR GRALLON.  Yuck.

That's only because you need more realistic headlines.

GARBON GOES GARBO FOR HILLARY
GRALLON GOES PEE-WEE FOR BIEBER

I didn't know you had a thing for people who look like ugly lesbians.
Or Hillary.

:huh:
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."

I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

The Brain

#37
December 17, 2011, 10:34:47 AM
What about ads?

I still can't get over this one. And in case some messerschmitt is here: everyone in Sweden speaks English.

Women want me. Men want to be with me.

Ideologue

#38
December 17, 2011, 12:05:22 PM
And why not?  It's fine.
Kinemalogue
Current reviews: The 'Burbs (9/10); Gremlins 2: The New Batch (9/10); John Wick: Chapter 2 (9/10); A Cure For Wellness (4/10)

Warspite

#39
December 17, 2011, 04:21:28 PM
One from the mid-1990s, on the BBC website:

Concorde wreckage searched; eyes on black box.
" SIR – I must commend you on some of your recent obituaries. I was delighted to read of the deaths of Foday Sankoh (August 9th), and Uday and Qusay Hussein (July 26th). Do you take requests? "

OVO JE SRBIJA
BUDALO, OVO JE POSTA

Scipio

#40
December 19, 2011, 08:34:03 AM
Massachusetts budget back in the African-American.
What I speak out of my mouth is the truth.  It burns like fire.
-Jose Canseco

There you go, giving a fuck when it ain't your turn to give a fuck.
-Every cop, The Wire

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