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Started by jimmy olsen, December 15, 2011, 10:35:17 PM

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CountDeMoney

#15
December 16, 2011, 09:04:20 AM
Quote from: garbon on December 16, 2011, 08:58:35 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on December 16, 2011, 08:56:22 AM
I always wanted to be the cover editor for the NY Post.
You've wanted to be a lot of things, snowflake. :hug:

Not Vanity Fair, though.  GARBON GOES GABBO FOR GRALLON.  Yuck.

Valmy

#16
December 16, 2011, 09:07:04 AM
Quote from: The Larch on December 16, 2011, 04:28:23 AM
"They had to resort to Anthropology to survive"

May I never be reduced to so desperate a state :o
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#17
December 16, 2011, 09:08:41 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on December 16, 2011, 09:04:20 AM
Quote from: garbon on December 16, 2011, 08:58:35 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on December 16, 2011, 08:56:22 AM
I always wanted to be the cover editor for the NY Post.
You've wanted to be a lot of things, snowflake. :hug:

Not Vanity Fair, though.  GARBON GOES GABBO FOR GRALLON.  Yuck.

That's only because you need more realistic headlines.

GARBON GOES GARBO FOR HILLARY
GRALLON GOES PEE-WEE FOR BIEBER
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."

I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Malthus

#18
December 16, 2011, 11:30:02 AM
My childish mind likes the title of this scientific article:

"Uranus takes a pounding more frequently than thought"

http://www.cosmostv.org/2011/10/uranus-takes-pounding-more-frequently.html

:D
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

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#19
December 16, 2011, 03:22:00 PM
Quote from: Malthus on December 16, 2011, 11:30:02 AM
My childish mind likes the title of this scientific article:

"Uranus takes a pounding more frequently than thought"

http://www.cosmostv.org/2011/10/uranus-takes-pounding-more-frequently.html

:D

I love that one too  :lol:

Ideologue

#20
December 16, 2011, 03:24:09 PM
Quote from: garbon on December 16, 2011, 09:08:41 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on December 16, 2011, 09:04:20 AM
Quote from: garbon on December 16, 2011, 08:58:35 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on December 16, 2011, 08:56:22 AM
I always wanted to be the cover editor for the NY Post.
You've wanted to be a lot of things, snowflake. :hug:

Not Vanity Fair, though.  GARBON GOES GABBO FOR GRALLON.  Yuck.

That's only because you need more realistic headlines.

GARBON GOES GARBO FOR HILLARY
GRALLON GOES PEE-WEE FOR BIEBER
:lol:
Kinemalogue
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Jacob

#21
December 16, 2011, 04:13:37 PM
Quote from: Malthus on December 16, 2011, 11:30:02 AM
My childish mind likes the title of this scientific article:

"Uranus takes a pounding more frequently than thought"

http://www.cosmostv.org/2011/10/uranus-takes-pounding-more-frequently.html

:D

There used to be a strip club in my neighbourhood named "Uranus."

Now it's a Starbucks... :(

derspiess

#22
December 16, 2011, 05:02:17 PM
In his early Tonight Show days, Leno showed a headline from some local newspaper: "Man Beats off Bear to Save Friend"  :lol:
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

Malthus

#23
December 16, 2011, 05:07:29 PM
Quote from: derspiess on December 16, 2011, 05:02:17 PM
In his early Tonight Show days, Leno showed a headline from some local newspaper: "Man Beats off Bear to Save Friend"  :lol:

Do they show the bear having a smoke afterwards?  ;)
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

PDH

#24
December 16, 2011, 05:26:02 PM
I liked "Judge Rules in Wolf Suit."
I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.
-Umberto Eco

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sbr

#25
December 16, 2011, 05:31:52 PM
After a very bad performance by Angels pitcher Bartolo Colon one of the local LA papers had the headline "Colon Pounded Again".

I don't have a link or picture, it was a long time ago and I am afraid to Google the phrase, sorry.

grumbler

#27
December 16, 2011, 08:40:19 PM
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#29
December 16, 2011, 10:43:33 PM
"The internet's completely over. [...] The internet's like MTV. At one time MTV was hip and suddenly it became outdated. Anyway, all these computers and digital gadgets are no good. They just fill your head with numbers and that can't be good for you."
-- Prince, 2010. (R.I.P.)
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