Best headline you've ever seen?

[CountDeMoney]

I always wanted to be the cover editor for the NY Post.

You've wanted to be a lot of things, snowflake.

Not Vanity Fair, though.  GARBON GOES GABBO FOR GRALLON.  Yuck.

[Valmy]

"They had to resort to Anthropology to survive"

May I never be reduced to so desperate a state

[garbon]

I always wanted to be the cover editor for the NY Post.

You've wanted to be a lot of things, snowflake.

Not Vanity Fair, though.  GARBON GOES GABBO FOR GRALLON.  Yuck.

That's only because you need more realistic headlines.

GARBON GOES GARBO FOR HILLARY
GRALLON GOES PEE-WEE FOR BIEBER

[Malthus]

My childish mind likes the title of this scientific article:

"Uranus takes a pounding more frequently than thought"

http://www.cosmostv.org/2011/10/uranus-takes-pounding-more-frequently.html

[Richard Hakluyt]

My childish mind likes the title of this scientific article:

"Uranus takes a pounding more frequently than thought"

http://www.cosmostv.org/2011/10/uranus-takes-pounding-more-frequently.html

I love that one too 

[Ideologue]

I always wanted to be the cover editor for the NY Post.

You've wanted to be a lot of things, snowflake.

Not Vanity Fair, though.  GARBON GOES GABBO FOR GRALLON.  Yuck.

That's only because you need more realistic headlines.

GARBON GOES GARBO FOR HILLARY
GRALLON GOES PEE-WEE FOR BIEBER

[Jacob]

My childish mind likes the title of this scientific article:

"Uranus takes a pounding more frequently than thought"

http://www.cosmostv.org/2011/10/uranus-takes-pounding-more-frequently.html

There used to be a strip club in my neighbourhood named "Uranus."

Now it's a Starbucks...

[derspiess]

In his early Tonight Show days, Leno showed a headline from some local newspaper: "Man Beats off Bear to Save Friend" 

[Malthus]

In his early Tonight Show days, Leno showed a headline from some local newspaper: "Man Beats off Bear to Save Friend" 

Do they show the bear having a smoke afterwards? 

[PDH]

I liked "Judge Rules in Wolf Suit."

[sbr]

After a very bad performance by Angels pitcher Bartolo Colon one of the local LA papers had the headline "Colon Pounded Again".

I don't have a link or picture, it was a long time ago and I am afraid to Google the phrase, sorry.

[JonasSalk]

[grumbler]

[sbr]

[Capetan Mihali]

{Big beetle attack/Japan in ruins}

Christ.