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{AAR} Ed's short attention span theatre.

Started by Ed Anger, December 12, 2011, 06:38:37 PM

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Ed Anger

Quote from: 11B4V on December 22, 2011, 08:57:56 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on December 22, 2011, 08:46:51 AM
I wish I could liquidate the population of Warsaw when I take it.  :(

You can pretend. :huh:

I want to press a button.

400,000 Poles executed. MMMMMONSTER KILL!
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11B4V

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"there's a long tradition of insulting people we disagree with here, and I'll be damned if I listen to your entreaties otherwise."-OVB

"Obviously not a Berkut-commanded armored column.  They're not all brewing."- CdM

"We've reached one of our phase lines after the firefight and it smells bad—meaning it's a little bit suspicious... Could be an amb—".

Razgovory

Honestly it doesn't look like you have much standing in the way between you and Warsaw.  Unless the Germans have an Army Group beyond Warsaw you could probably make Berlin before 1945.  It must be depressing to be the Axis player in this scenario.  Huge armies coming at you and almost nothing to hold them back with.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

Ed Anger

I'm doing worse than historical in the center. I'm only really starting to attrit its panzer and Panzer Grenadier divisions. I did catch the Wiking snowtards in a pocket with some Hungarians.

The supply situation is fucking me up hard.

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Ideologue

Quote from: Ed Anger on December 22, 2011, 08:46:51 AM
I wish I could liquidate the population of Warsaw when I take it.  :(

"City bomb."
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HisMajestyBOB

Surround and city bomb Warsaw. Never occupy it.
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Ed Anger

Turn 21. Ivan Konev says "Fuck this shit".

After 3 mud turns and shitty supplies, winter comes and blows its load on my screen. With the advance slowing a halt and German divisions reconstituting in Germany (the Panzer ones seem to be coming back fast), I say 'fuck it' and go crazy with the armor. It gets cutoff, I declare the game stupid and play something else. Maybe I need to read the manual, but Bagration just doesn't seem possible. Fuck it.


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11B4V

I dont own it, but it seems like the try to stick to the historical.
"there's a long tradition of insulting people we disagree with here, and I'll be damned if I listen to your entreaties otherwise."-OVB

"Obviously not a Berkut-commanded armored column.  They're not all brewing."- CdM

"We've reached one of our phase lines after the firefight and it smells bad—meaning it's a little bit suspicious... Could be an amb—".

Ed Anger

I've modified my doctrine. Mech/armor/Cav must stay within two hexes  of the line, or they won't be able to exploit any. And the next turn they will run out of gas.
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Ed Anger

Yay! I've got mech corps with 5 whole movement points! THANK YOU COMRADE STALIN.
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Razgovory

Looks like you got powdered sugar on your map.

"Goering!  How many times must I tell you?  Stop bringing your donuts into the war room!".
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

fhdz

Quote from: Razgovory on December 27, 2011, 05:54:39 PM
Looks like you got powdered sugar on your map.

"Goering!  How many times must I tell you?  Stop bringing your donuts into the war room!".

"What can I say, mein Fuhrer? Ich bin ein Berliner!"
and the horse you rode in on

Ed Anger

Quote from: Razgovory on December 27, 2011, 05:54:39 PM
Looks like you got powdered sugar on your map.

"Goering!  How many times must I tell you?  Stop bringing your donuts into the war room!".

Hopefully, it will be replaced with Hungarian blood, as 2 of the rail line passes in the mountains are being forced by General Ivan Pleasedontshootmyfamilyov and General Yakov Smirnoff. And a army of Marts have been released and have been moved into the Vistula bulge to be used as cannon fodder.
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Caliga

Quote from: HisMajestyBOB on December 22, 2011, 11:19:15 PM
Surround and city bomb Warsaw. Never occupy it.
Isn't that sort of what Stalin did? :)
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