{AAR} Ed's short attention span theatre.

[Ed Anger]

Turn 8, I think:

Stalin is DISPLEASED (Computer Stalin fires army commander)



1st Polish Tank Corps (The fightin' faggots) penetrate Romanian lines. They have sucked down the 11th SS into the area. They like twinks and feet. Their dislikes are anal and Americans.



Whoopsie. Somebody won't be going home until 1955.

[11B4V]

1st Polish Tank Corps (The fightin' faggots) penetrate Romanian lines

[Ed Anger]

Also, all the Finns just disappeared. MORE TROOPS TO THROW AT THE GERMANS.

[11B4V]

Also, all the Finns just disappeared. MORE TROOPS TO THROW AT THE GERMANS.

Finns, Swedes, and Norges a traitorous and flip floppy lot.

[Ideologue]

Also, all the Finns just disappeared. MORE TROOPS TO THROW AT THE GERMANS.

Game doesn't let you push to Helsinki?

[Ed Anger]

Also, all the Finns just disappeared. MORE TROOPS TO THROW AT THE GERMANS.

Game doesn't let you push to Helsinki?

I read up on it. Either you push to Helsinki, or there is a chance each turn that Vyborg, Pskov and Narva are Sov held they cry NO MAS and turn neutral. They cried No Mas in my game. Thank god.

That part of the game was the most boring.

[FunkMonk]

Today I watched the last part of the BBC's War of the Century because of your AAR Ed. 

[Ed Anger]

I am: Influential. 

[Ideologue]

Also, all the Finns just disappeared. MORE TROOPS TO THROW AT THE GERMANS.

Game doesn't let you push to Helsinki?

I read up on it. Either you push to Helsinki, or there is a chance each turn that Vyborg, Pskov and Narva are Sov held they cry NO MAS and turn neutral. They cried No Mas in my game. Thank god.

That part of the game was the most boring.

Fair enough.  Focus on reaching the Rhine then.

[Ed Anger]

I was fucking around with the game a bit last night and bombed a Romanian HQ. Killed the gypsy commander.

I guess I'm going to start fucking with airpower now. 

[Habbaku]

   Airpower is pretty good for that.  In the game Berkut and I played, I seem to recall that that's how I bagged Guderian early in the war.

[Ideologue]

[The Brain]

The Biafran air force (in this case Swedish pilots in sport planes) managed to kill a Nigerian general IIRC.

[Ed Anger]

Turn 10, the Romanians crack...

In the south, Konev directs his forces to crack open the Romanians and feast on their gooey insides. Some volunteer to work on the Soviet Railroads in penance for their crimes:



Others rout and run to cling to the rear. Papers are being burned in Bucharest. Also Gypsies:



Tank battle in the center:



In the Baltics, Purple army reinforced by the Leningrard front, pushes towards Riga:



For Ide, an air attack on the GD:

[Tamas]

the mongol horde is closing in on Hungary.