Is Facebook Worth $100 Billion?

[Ideologue]

I think you minimize the effort required to change one's moral beliefs, Karma Chameleon.

Anyway, I applied for a job at a Cracker Barrel.  I don't think it involves hitting homosexuals with truncheons.  I'll ask if I get an interview.

I think the issue was that they had some discriminatory hiring policies. So as long as you don't appear to be gay you should be fine.

I'm a thin, attractive man in his late twenties who smokes.  That's as straight as straight can look, right?

SWOON

Gross.  At least at Cracker Barrel I could eat my weight in French toast.  Chick-Fil-A?  OH WOW WAFFLE FRIES

Even when I ate meat, I avoided that place like the plague, except when Korea wanted to eat garbage.

[fhdz]

Do I appear gay?

No clue. But I'm not Cracker Barrel; they obviously are on the lookout whereas I'm not.

[fhdz]

Gross.  At least at Cracker Barrel I could eat my weight in French toast.

What's hilarious is the irony here.

[Ed Anger]

When I take over the world, Ide is first against the wall.

Damn chicken sandwich haters.

[Razgovory]

When I take over the world, Ide is first against the wall.

Damn chicken sandwich haters.

You're dictatorship needs an Ironic punishments division.  Force feed Ide meat till he dies.

[Ideologue]

When I take over the world, Ide is first against the wall.

Damn chicken sandwich haters.

I really liked Hardee's spicy chicken sandwich.  It was a dollar, compared to like three for a Chick-Fil-A sandwich.  I used to eat four or five at a time.

My ire is reserved for Chick-Fil-A specifically.

[Ed Anger]

When I take over the world, Ide is first against the wall.

Damn chicken sandwich haters.

You're dictatorship needs an Ironic punishments division.  Force feed Ide meat till he dies.

Hmmm. My adviser and dog robber Raz gave me an idea.

No sweets for Ide when I'm God Emperor.

[fhdz]

When I take over the world, Ide is first against the wall.

Damn chicken sandwich haters.

You're dictatorship needs an Ironic punishments division.  Force feed Ide meat till he dies.

Eddie: Well sure it was a war. And anybody that showed up was gonna join Lem Lee in the Hell of Being Cut to Pieces.
Jack Burton: Hell of being what?
Eddie: Chinese have a lot of Hells.

[Zanza]

We only need about two dozen Facebooks to solve the European sovereign debt crisis. 

[Ideologue]

When I take over the world, Ide is first against the wall.

Damn chicken sandwich haters.

You're dictatorship needs an Ironic punishments division.  Force feed Ide meat till he dies.

Hmmm. My adviser and dog robber Raz gave me an idea.

No sweets for Ide when I'm God Emperor.

I repent.

[fhdz]

When I take over the world, Ide is first against the wall.

Damn chicken sandwich haters.

You're dictatorship needs an Ironic punishments division.  Force feed Ide meat till he dies.

Hmmm. My adviser and dog robber Raz gave me an idea.

No sweets for Ide when I'm God Emperor.

I repent.

Kicked him right in the Reese's

[Ed Anger]

When I take over the world, Ide is first against the wall.

Damn chicken sandwich haters.

You're dictatorship needs an Ironic punishments division.  Force feed Ide meat till he dies.

Hmmm. My adviser and dog robber Raz gave me an idea.

No sweets for Ide when I'm God Emperor.

I repent.

To fully recant, you must eat this in front of a starving family:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2070246/Wealthy-businessman-buys-worlds-expensive-dessert-cheer-dumped.html

[garbon]

I think you minimize the effort required to change one's moral beliefs, Karma Chameleon.

Anyway, I applied for a job at a Cracker Barrel.  I don't think it involves hitting homosexuals with truncheons.  I'll ask if I get an interview.

I think the issue was that they had some discriminatory hiring policies. So as long as you don't appear to be gay you should be fine.

Do I appear gay?

You appear fabulous.

I'm not sure why but for a hot second, I thought this comment was by Raz.

[Jacob]

I'm not sure why but for a hot second, I thought this comment was by Raz.

That was hot? 

[Admiral Yi]

It means like for a New York second, i.e. not long.