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American Gun Ownership Highest In 18 Years

Started by jimmy olsen, October 27, 2011, 10:48:23 AM

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Jaron

I want to conceal mine so Marcin won't tackle me.
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Capetan Mihali

Quote from: garbon on December 10, 2011, 10:33:59 PM
Why are you all carrying guns around? :unsure:

The seemingly premier gun range with rental guns in Charlotte repeatedly draws attention to the fact that they rent out automatics.

"BY THE WAY"

[Scarface gif]

"WE RENT FULL AUTOS!!!!!"

.... further down the main page....

"OH YEA, DID I MENTION......."

[gif of kitten firing a machine gun]

"WE RENT FULL AUTOS.  "

.....

Please note:  Full Auto's are not available for rental on Sunday.


:huh:  "Thou shalt not rent out Full Auto's on the Lord's day.  Thou shalt rent out only semiautomatic handguns and rifles to anyone with a driver's license and cash."
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Josquius

Quote from: Ed Anger on December 10, 2011, 06:33:02 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on December 10, 2011, 06:28:42 PM
Are you gangsters strapped all the time, or are there certain places you carry and others you don't?

Federal and state buildings, no.

Sign on the store door says no guns, then no.

Otherwise yes.
How does that work? Is there a bloke at the door collecting your guns like at some sort of cyberpunk techno club?
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Quote from: Tyr on December 11, 2011, 05:16:31 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on December 10, 2011, 06:33:02 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on December 10, 2011, 06:28:42 PM
Are you gangsters strapped all the time, or are there certain places you carry and others you don't?

Federal and state buildings, no.

Sign on the store door says no guns, then no.

Otherwise yes.
How does that work? Is there a bloke at the door collecting your guns like at some sort of cyberpunk techno club?

Governmnet building?  You're definately going through security*, but you had best not be carrying at that point.

Private building with a "No guns" sign of some sort?  You're on the honor system.


*Well, federal building other that a post office, more-or-less.  State government buildings will vary.

Ed Anger

Quote from: garbon on December 10, 2011, 10:33:59 PM
Why are you all carrying guns around? :unsure:

Both me and the wife have been threatened by various stupid people.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

Syt

Quote from: Ed Anger on December 11, 2011, 08:07:26 AM
Quote from: garbon on December 10, 2011, 10:33:59 PM
Why are you all carrying guns around? :unsure:

Both me and the wife have been threatened by various stupid people.

You need to pay your peasants more.
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Caliga

Quote from: Capetan Mihali on December 11, 2011, 02:32:00 AM
Quote from: garbon on December 10, 2011, 10:33:59 PM
Why are you all carrying guns around? :unsure:

The seemingly premier gun range with rental guns in Charlotte repeatedly draws attention to the fact that they rent out automatics.

"BY THE WAY"

[Scarface gif]

"WE RENT FULL AUTOS!!!!!"

.... further down the main page....

"OH YEA, DID I MENTION......."

[gif of kitten firing a machine gun]

"WE RENT FULL AUTOS.  "

.....

Please note:  Full Auto's are not available for rental on Sunday.


:huh:  "Thou shalt not rent out Full Auto's on the Lord's day.  Thou shalt rent out only semiautomatic handguns and rifles to anyone with a driver's license and cash."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aazum9YhuU0 :cool:
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Caliga

hm, Beretta makes a compact in the price range I'm looking for: the Storm PX4. :hmm:
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hotshot

So it doesn't come as a surprise that gun-related crimes are rampant.

Caliga

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garbon

Quote from: Ed Anger on December 11, 2011, 08:07:26 AM
Quote from: garbon on December 10, 2011, 10:33:59 PM
Why are you all carrying guns around? :unsure:

Both me and the wife have been threatened by various stupid people.

I guess that's understandable seeing as how you live in Ohio. -_-
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I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

garbon

Quote from: Jaron on December 10, 2011, 10:52:46 PM
I want to conceal mine so Marcin won't tackle me.

Is he even allowed in the US?
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Caliga

I think Mart has a self-imposed ban on travel to the USA, because we hate gays or something. :hmm:
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Ed Anger

Quote from: garbon on December 11, 2011, 11:18:09 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on December 11, 2011, 08:07:26 AM
Quote from: garbon on December 10, 2011, 10:33:59 PM
Why are you all carrying guns around? :unsure:

Both me and the wife have been threatened by various stupid people.

I guess that's understandable seeing as how you live in Ohio. -_-

:lol:

I also got threatened by a guy my father arrested decades ago in Kentucky. Awesome, a blood feud.

YOU LOOK LIKE THAT SONOFABITCH THAT PUT ME IN JAIL

Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

Jaron

Quote from: Ed Anger on December 11, 2011, 02:17:27 PM
Quote from: garbon on December 11, 2011, 11:18:09 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on December 11, 2011, 08:07:26 AM
Quote from: garbon on December 10, 2011, 10:33:59 PM
Why are you all carrying guns around? :unsure:

Both me and the wife have been threatened by various stupid people.

I guess that's understandable seeing as how you live in Ohio. -_-

:lol:

I also got threatened by a guy my father arrested decades ago in Kentucky. Awesome, a blood feud.

YOU LOOK LIKE THAT SONOFABITCH THAT PUT ME IN JAIL

If you ever need an enforcer, send me a PM.
Winner of THE grumbler point.