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10,000 Free Round-Trip Tickets to Japan

Started by garbon, October 11, 2011, 07:15:36 PM

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Ideologue

Quote from: Malthus on October 19, 2011, 10:46:27 AM
Quote from: Ideologue on October 19, 2011, 09:48:03 AM
Quote from: Malthus on October 19, 2011, 09:28:53 AM
Probably a good thing.

A 10,000-man bukkake stunt would be a bit much, even for Japan.

Oh man.

Actually, you'd need like a five hundred girls, for logistical, aesthetic, and hygiene/workplace safety reasons.

Oh man!

Naw, just one girl, in scuba gear.  :P
Masks are good.
Kinemalogue
Current reviews: The 'Burbs (9/10); Gremlins 2: The New Batch (9/10); John Wick: Chapter 2 (9/10); A Cure For Wellness (4/10)

Jacob

Quote from: Ideologue on October 11, 2011, 07:33:21 PM
A plane ticket I can procure on my own.  I wanna be in a bukkake movie.

Some years ago when I was checking out Lava life there was an add from a woman who - apparently - was looking for volunteers for a bukkake movie. Allegedly it was a birthday present for herself, or maybe her boyfriend. Not sure. You could wear a mask if you wanted.

I assume it was a low budget porn movie looking for volunteer talent.

Point is... you can probably get cast for a bukkake movie without going to Japan.

Malthus

Quote from: Ideologue on October 19, 2011, 10:48:21 AM
Masks are good.

I guess the question is - if you have to agree to perform in a 10,000 man bukkake extravaganza to get your ticket to Japan, is it really a "free" ticket?  :hmm:
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Ideologue

Quote from: Jacob on October 19, 2011, 11:04:33 AM
Quote from: Ideologue on October 11, 2011, 07:33:21 PM
A plane ticket I can procure on my own.  I wanna be in a bukkake movie.

Some years ago when I was checking out Lava life there was an add from a woman who - apparently - was looking for volunteers for a bukkake movie. Allegedly it was a birthday present for herself, or maybe her boyfriend. Not sure. You could wear a mask if you wanted.

I assume it was a low budget porn movie looking for volunteer talent.

Point is... you can probably get cast for a bukkake movie without going to Japan.

Hm.

Probably reflect poorly in a C + F review, though.
Kinemalogue
Current reviews: The 'Burbs (9/10); Gremlins 2: The New Batch (9/10); John Wick: Chapter 2 (9/10); A Cure For Wellness (4/10)

Jacob

Quote from: Ideologue on October 19, 2011, 11:15:11 AMHm.

Probably reflect poorly in a C + F review, though.

You think it'd be better if the movie was shot in Japan?