Who would you vote for President of Ireland?

[Cerr]

I voted #4, he looks like True IRA to me.

Or is it Reall IRA?

Provisional IRA.

[Josquius]

The idea of a euroskeptic eurovision winner makes me giggle.

[Grey Fox]

I voted #4, he looks like True IRA to me.

Or is it Reall IRA?

Provisional IRA.

No, not that one. The other one, those that rejects the accords. McKevitt's thing.

[Richard Hakluyt]

I voted for Mary Davis btw, looks like a safe pair of hands, but is she?

[Admiral Yi]

Helen Mirren is very sweet looking, but she has to be some kind of no blood for land mines nutter.  I wouldn't wish #2 on my worst enemy.  The professional wrestler is right out. 

That leaves the gray haired suit, #5.

Everybody should be commended for their very nice skin however.

[Cerr]

I voted for Mary Davis btw, looks like a safe pair of hands, but is she?

I don't know too much about her tbh. I imagine she would be a fairly safe but dull President.
But I can't bring myself to help vote in the third Mary in a row as President.

[Neil]

Other:

[Cerr]

She's ineligible.

[Malthus]

Not one of them looks like the Lucky Charms mascot. 

[Valmy]

She's ineligible.

Do you have to be a natural born citizen of Ireland to run?  Or can you be a Kenyan Muslim?

[Valmy]

Guy #2 looks like a Notre Dame fan so I voted for him.

[Ideologue]

David Cameron.

Perhaps my troll will work here.

[Cerr]

She's ineligible.

Do you have to be a natural born citizen of Ireland to run?  Or can you be a Kenyan Muslim?

They need to be an Irish citizen (I don't think it matters if they're natural born or not) aged 35 or more.

They also need to get nominated by 20 members of the Oireachtas or 4 city/county councils.

[Richard Hakluyt]

That would make a lot of British people eligible, they would just need the one Irish grandparent and take Irish citizenship.

In fact.........gasp!.............I think it means that CdM is eligible if he takes up Irish citizenship 

[Drakken]

Presidents of Ireland are useless rubber-stampers, it seems, so any of them or the chair would accomplish the same.