French Pledge Of Allegiance Proposed For Teenagers

[The Brain]

I hate America.

But you love Americans - and their farm animals.

Americans make farm animals look good.

[Capetan Mihali]

I think Marine's old-fashioned far-right anti-Americanism is kind of endearing.

[Eddie Teach]

I hate America.

The worst part is she doesn't even know you exist.

[Ed Anger]

I hate America.

But you love Americans - and their farm animals.

And nuclear weapons

[Zoupa]

I pray to God this moron doesn't get re-elected.

I like him. 
And all French schoolchildren should at least sing La Marseillaise.

Take pride in your Frenchiness, dammit.

I do. This man is Bush lite with more demagogy and populist BS. It's all about PR bullshit, ALL-THE-TIME. France is ideas and debates, Blum and de Gaulle, bearing and panache. Not this shit about trying to win an election at all costs, appealing to the 15% of tards that go to bed dreaming of the Maréchal.

I'm voting De Villepin  For the first round anyways. Second round will of course be Aubry.

[AnchorClanker]

appealing to the 15% of tards that go to bed dreaming of the Maréchal.

  Wow.  What a thought.  Is he really trying to poach them from Le Pen?

[Habsburg]

If there is one thing I like the French for, it's their unbashed hatred of Americans.

Let's not generalize.  The French adore me.

[DGuller]

Americans make farm animals look good.

Plastic surgery is not just for humans over here.

[HVC]

Americans make farm animals look good.

Plastic surgery is not just for humans over here.

you laugh, but they're actually preforming plastic surgery on pets now (and not the docking and cropping of yore).

[The Brain]

Americans make farm animals look good.

Plastic surgery is not just for humans over here.

[CountDeMoney]

I'm voting De Villepin  For the first round anyways. Second round will of course be Aubry.

Oh, dear Christ.  Can't he get indicted for something? Anything?

[Zoupa]

appealing to the 15% of tards that go to bed dreaming of the Maréchal.

  Wow.  What a thought.  Is he really trying to poach them from Le Pen?

He's been relatively successful last time, so yeah, he's trying. It's not like it's a stretch for him anyways.

The man is hungarian after all.

Trianon, Tamas, TRIANON TRIANON TRIANON. 

[Zoupa]

I'm voting De Villepin  For the first round anyways. Second round will of course be Aubry.

Oh, dear Christ.  Can't he get indicted for something? Anything?

He got cleared from all allegations a few weeks back. The coast is clear for him and he's got the muslim vote.

I sure hope he goes for it, if only to burn magnificently during the first round. We need to make the midget sweat.

[Scipio]

The shocking thing is the idea that France actually matters, without someone like the Hun at the head.

Of course, as long as our President remains the world's punching bag, the French may get away with this lese majestie.  Of course, they invented it.  Quelle dommage.  Etc., Etc., Etc.

[Duque de Bragança]

I'm voting De Villepin  For the first round anyways. Second round will of course be Aubry.

De Villepin is just a poseur. As for the muslim vote, yes he's got a part of it.  Not enough. He's never been elected to any position anyways.
Aubry? Say goodbye to laïcité cf. swimming pools in Lille.