Would embracing gays cost conservatives votes?

[garbon]

Recognition of "gay pride" or whatever at universities, private companies, etc.

Have you any examples of this because I don't really know what you mean.

You don't go around demanding people recognize gay pride? Odd!

[Martinus]

Recognition of "gay pride" or whatever at universities, private companies, etc.

Have you any examples of this because I don't really know what you mean.

You don't go around demanding people recognize gay pride? Odd!

I forced my office to make it mandatory for male employees to suck dicks all day during the pride month last year.

[Ideologue]

Recognition of "gay pride" or whatever at universities, private companies, etc.

Have you any examples of this because I don't really know what you mean.

You don't go around demanding people recognize gay pride? Odd!

I forced my office to make it mandatory for male employees to suck dicks all day during the pride month last year.

If all male employees had to suck dick all day, whose dicks could be sucked all day?

You could do a 69 I guess, but my guess is this is less efficacious with a 160 pound guy on top of you versus a 100 pound woman.

[Malthus]

Recognition of "gay pride" or whatever at universities, private companies, etc.

Have you any examples of this because I don't really know what you mean.

You don't go around demanding people recognize gay pride? Odd!

I forced my office to make it mandatory for male employees to suck dicks all day during the pride month last year.

If all male employees had to suck dick all day, whose dicks could be sucked all day?

You could do a 69 I guess, but my guess is this is less efficacious with a 160 pound guy on top of you versus a 100 pound woman.

How many dicks would a dicksucker suck if a dicksucker could suck dicks?
Why, he'd suck all the dicks that a dicksucker could, if a dicksucker could suck dicks.

[garbon]

You could do a 69 I guess, but my guess is this is less efficacious with a 160 pound guy on top of you versus a 100 pound woman.

Why would anyone have to be on top?

[garbon]

Recognition of "gay pride" or whatever at universities, private companies, etc.

Have you any examples of this because I don't really know what you mean.

You don't go around demanding people recognize gay pride? Odd!

I forced my office to make it mandatory for male employees to suck dicks all day during the pride month last year.

Yeah but you're the type of gay person that other gay people hate.

[Ideologue]

You could do a 69 I guess, but my guess is this is less efficacious with a 160 pound guy on top of you versus a 100 pound woman.

Why would anyone have to be on top?

Because of my heteronormative perspective, apparently.

How many dicks would a dicksucker suck if a dicksucker could suck dicks?
Why, he'd suck all the dicks that a dicksucker could, if a dicksucker could suck dicks.

Malthus, you're a national treasure.

[garbon]

Malthus, you're a national treasure.

Whose nation?

[Eddie Teach]

He's no Alex Trebek.

[Malthus]

Malthus, you're a national treasure.

Whose nation?

Now boys, don't fight - there's enough of me to go around.

Literally. I start the diet tomorrow.

[garbon]

Malthus, you're a national treasure.

Whose nation?

Now boys, don't fight - there's enough of me to go around.

Literally. I start the diet tomorrow.

Can't see myself traveling to Toronto to get a large slab of meat.

[Siege]

He's no Alex Trebek.

Alexis Bledel?

[Eddie Teach]

Does he have a string of mediocre television and movie roles to his credit? 

[Malthus]

Does he have a string of mediocre television and movie roles to his credit? 

Well, I was in Meatballs. 

[Ideologue]

Malthus, you're a national treasure.

Whose nation?

Now boys, don't fight - there's enough of me to go around.

Literally. I start the diet tomorrow.

Eat chocolate constantly.  It worked for me.