In-laws

[Gaijin de Moscu]

I think the relationship with the in-laws (by whom I mean parents of your partner, not the rest of the family) is going to be naturally strained.

Essentially, you are a guy/chick fucking their innocent baby. It's a cognitive dissonance thingie.

I hear you, and now that I have 3 kids... that's probably how I'll look at my daughters' boyfriends. I know what men are after.

Having said that, my own in-laws are cool. It may also help us that they live on another continent. But I like meeting them now and then.

[The Brain]

I guess shoofly pie is kind of like that sugar pie thing you Canucks enjoy.

Never heard of it. What's wrong with people? Sugar isn't a flavour.

It's brown sugar and milk, mostly.

Does it mostly come at night? Mostly?

[Caliga]

Yep, it's the lean and hungry type.

[Malthus]

so they're protestants in denial?

Naw, they are into worshipping Mary & the saints (band name!). Also, stigmata, rosaries, the whole Catholic nine yards. 

[The Brain]

Smegmata?