NFL 2011 Week 1

[Neil]

That memorial moment was nice from Pennsylvania, broadcast to all stadiums.  Taps, nothing more.  It was wonderful.

Yeah.  A little talk by DeNiro, and then something short and classy.  I'm incredibly impressed at the ability of the NFL to navigate the line of good taste.

[Syt]

That memorial moment was nice from Pennsylvania, broadcast to all stadiums.  Taps, nothing more.  It was wonderful.

Yes, quite a goosebumps moment.

[Admiral Yi]

My AFL game is Bills Chiefs.

[CountDeMoney]

My AFL game is Bills Chiefs.

lol, not-Kemp versus not-Dawson.

Don't worry, you get the Cowboys and Jets tonight on ESPN.

[Neil]

Don't worry, you get the Cowboys and Jets tonight on ESPN.

The Superhype Bowl.

[CountDeMoney]

Holy shit, did you see what Bryant McKinnie did to Harrison on that Dickson catch? HOW'S THE BACK NOW

[Neil]

Well, the refs are stepping in to correct the imbalance.

[CountDeMoney]

Holy shit, did you see what Bryant McKinnie did to Harrison on that Dickson catch? HOW'S THE BACK NOW

Which, interestingly enough, wasn't a hold. But we knew that.

[Neil]

Holy shit, did you see what Bryant McKinnie did to Harrison on that Dickson catch? HOW'S THE BACK NOW

Yeah, but beating a Steeler like a rented mule is called 'holding' in the NFL.

[CountDeMoney]

I'm glad you saw it, because when I see it and say something, I'm a conspiracy nut.

[Neil]

T-Sizzle just blew the rapist up.

[CountDeMoney]

1) put Rapistburger down when they get their hands on him, and not let him do his playground bullshit;

Whaddaye say? Whaddaye say?

[Neil]

Hey, has Joe Flacco gone 5/5, 84 yards and a TD in about ten minutes of football?

All those Joe haters can fucking die.

[MadBurgerMaker]

Okay, the last two Colts plays were turnovers inside their own 20 which resulted in two Texans TDs. 

[Admiral Yi]

I'm glad you saw it, because when I see it and say something, I'm a conspiracy nut.

Good for you then that Neil, the voice of Raven objectivity, happened to be around.