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Started by citizen k, June 03, 2011, 12:00:14 AM

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CountDeMoney

Quote from: Martinus on June 03, 2011, 01:43:59 AM
It only makes gay leagues look like some sort of "special olympics" things,

lulz, your words, not ours.

QuoteEdit: Not to mention, keeping bisexuals out is especially retarded. Whatever happened to LGBTQ?

I'm sure there's a joke in there about switch hitters somewhere.

Viking

Quote from: Martinus on June 03, 2011, 01:45:40 AM
Quote from: Slargos on June 03, 2011, 01:24:28 AM
So are whites-only clubs permissible?

To paraphrase Mark Twain, I would never join a club that would have you as a member.

Groucho Marx, not Mark Twain.
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Caliga

Quote from: Martinus on June 03, 2011, 01:52:11 AM
The problem is, this may be true in New York City, but not necessarily in rural Kentucky.
Why must it always be Kentucky? :rolleyes:

West Virginia is a much more backward state than Kentucky is, FYI. :)
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KRonn

Three men claim in a lawsuit that their team's second-place finish in the 2008 tournament in Washington state was nullified because they are bisexual, not gay, and thus their team exceeded the limit of two non-gay players.

:huh:

Really? Because they're bisexual and not exclusively homosexual they can't play? That is so gay....   :P

garbon

Quote from: Caliga on June 03, 2011, 05:31:13 AM
Quote from: Martinus on June 03, 2011, 01:52:11 AM
The problem is, this may be true in New York City, but not necessarily in rural Kentucky.
Why must it always be Kentucky? :rolleyes:

West Virginia is a much more backward state than Kentucky is, FYI. :)

That's like comparing Sudan and Uganda. Little relevance to most people.
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How do they prove someone is gay, anyway? Are they going to have gayness trials now?

"Sorry, you don't suck enough cock, worship outrageous divas, or know anything about interior design - you are off the team!"

:P
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Valmy

Quote from: Caliga on June 03, 2011, 05:31:13 AM
Why must it always be Kentucky? :rolleyes:

Because you are here to annoy.

Kentucky stayed in the Union so I limit my racist hick jokes to Mississippi.
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Quote from: KRonn on June 03, 2011, 09:12:46 AM
Three men claim in a lawsuit that their team's second-place finish in the 2008 tournament in Washington state was nullified because they are bisexual, not gay, and thus their team exceeded the limit of two non-gay players.

:huh:

Really? Because they're bisexual and not exclusively homosexual they can't play? That is so gay....   :P

Using Photoshop to create incriminating pictures of opposing players with women could be key in a tight championship race.
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Quote from: Martinus on June 03, 2011, 01:45:40 AM
Quote from: Slargos on June 03, 2011, 01:24:28 AM
So are whites-only clubs permissible?

To paraphrase Mark Twain, I would never join a club that would have you as a member.
That's alright.  You're a Slav, and thus not really white anyways.
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derspiess

Quote from: Caliga on June 03, 2011, 05:31:13 AM
Quote from: Martinus on June 03, 2011, 01:52:11 AM
The problem is, this may be true in New York City, but not necessarily in rural Kentucky.
Why must it always be Kentucky? :rolleyes:

West Virginia is a much more backward state than Kentucky is, FYI. :)

To narrow things down a little, Eastern KY is about as bad as it can get.  Overall WV is definitely worse, though.  Good for them most foreigners don't know it exists.
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KRonn

Quote from: Valmy on June 03, 2011, 09:41:48 AM
Quote from: KRonn on June 03, 2011, 09:12:46 AM
Three men claim in a lawsuit that their team's second-place finish in the 2008 tournament in Washington state was nullified because they are bisexual, not gay, and thus their team exceeded the limit of two non-gay players.

:huh:

Really? Because they're bisexual and not exclusively homosexual they can't play? That is so gay....   :P

Using Photoshop to create incriminating pictures of opposing players with women could be key in a tight championship race.

:lmfao:

Eddie Teach

Quote from: Martinus on June 03, 2011, 01:52:11 AM
The problem is, this may be true in New York City, but not necessarily in Warsaw.

I don't expect those laws apply to Poland anyway. Or anywhere else in Europe except embassies and army bases.
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Faeelin

Weird. The gay soccer league in New York has a few straight players, and I'm not sure why you wouldn't let them play unless they were gonna swamp the gays.

Razgovory

Just out of curiosity, are straight softball players better at the game then gay ones?
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Neil

Every single gay is basically Martinus, deep down.  So I'm not surprised at their intolerance and inability to function in society.
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