Assange: Collaborators Deserve To Die

[Razgovory]

Come now, let us not squabble amongst ourselves.  Let us instead direct our attention to a more worthy goal, insulting Marty.

[garbon]

You're all tainted, unfortunately.  It's the price of being born in the wrong place, i.e., not the United States.

The United States is the wrong place?

Oh come on, your reading comprehension is better than that.

[Barrister]

retardo Olympic sports.

I will never take Canadians seriously because of Curling. Shuffleboard on ice. WOOOOO.

You hate what you don't understand.

[Ed Anger]

I wanna be Ed.  He has a childbride.  You still work for your father-in-law.

You don't really want a childbride.  After all these years, and all that 'product' in your hair, you've probably gone Martinus.  The father-in-law thing remains as inaccurate as ever.

No, you want the things I have:  A white-majority living space, socialized medicine, gun control, and a political system without Republicans.

And 23 year old pussy.

after 15 kids I think it loses its main appeal lol. Still she let's you do your kinky shit so that's a plus

Still nice and tight.

[Martinus]

I can get that in Vermont--and without the Monopoly money, monarchism or retardo Olympic sports.

Nothing wrong with monarchism.  It's the sign of a healthy national character.

The different-coloured bills are a good idea, and they're worth more than their American counterparts anyways.

You do know that they curl in the US too, right?

Also, you forgot to make fun of the superior, civilized metric system.  For a people who supposedly revile the monarchy, you guys sure pay a lot of attention to Imperial measurements and Royal weddings.

Monarchies are nations' equivalent of people who still live with their parents. Sure, you may have turned your parents' attic or basement into a spacey, awesomely furnished condo, and you get free laundry and food, and have a better standard of living that some of your friends who rent a tiny studio flat with two obnoxious roommates, but there is still something immature and vaguely off about it.

Just like being a "subject" instead of a "citizen".

[HVC]

I wanna be Ed.  He has a childbride.  You still work for your father-in-law.

You don't really want a childbride.  After all these years, and all that 'product' in your hair, you've probably gone Martinus.  The father-in-law thing remains as inaccurate as ever.

No, you want the things I have:  A white-majority living space, socialized medicine, gun control, and a political system without Republicans.

And 23 year old pussy.

after 15 kids I think it loses its main appeal lol. Still she let's you do your kinky shit so that's a plus

Still nice and tight.

hate you

[Ed Anger]

I wanna be Ed.  He has a childbride.  You still work for your father-in-law.

You don't really want a childbride.  After all these years, and all that 'product' in your hair, you've probably gone Martinus.  The father-in-law thing remains as inaccurate as ever.

No, you want the things I have:  A white-majority living space, socialized medicine, gun control, and a political system without Republicans.

And 23 year old pussy.

after 15 kids I think it loses its main appeal lol. Still she let's you do your kinky shit so that's a plus

Still nice and tight.

hate you

[mongers]

I can get that in Vermont--and without the Monopoly money, monarchism or retardo Olympic sports.

Nothing wrong with monarchism.  It's the sign of a healthy national character.

The different-coloured bills are a good idea, and they're worth more than their American counterparts anyways.

You do know that they curl in the US too, right?

Also, you forgot to make fun of the superior, civilized metric system.  For a people who supposedly revile the monarchy, you guys sure pay a lot of attention to Imperial measurements and Royal weddings.

Monarchies are nations' equivalent of people who still live with their parents. Sure, you may have turned your parents' attic or basement into a spacey, awesomely furnished condo, and you get free laundry and food, and have a better standard of living that some of your friends who rent a tiny studio flat with two obnoxious roommates, but there is still something immature and vaguely off about it.

Just like being a "subject" instead of a "citizen".

Epic Marty analogy. 

[Ed Anger]

retardo Olympic sports.

I will never take Canadians seriously because of Curling. Shuffleboard on ice. WOOOOO.

You hate what you don't understand.

Oh, I understand it alright. I just think it is stupid.

[Neil]

Monarchies are nations' equivalent of people who still live with their parents. Sure, you may have turned your parents' attic or basement into a spacey, awesomely furnished condo, and you get free laundry and food, and have a better standard of living that some of your friends who rent a tiny studio flat with two obnoxious roommates, but there is still something immature and vaguely off about it.

Just like being a "subject" instead of a "citizen".

See, Seedy?

Martinus analogy means that you lose.

[grumbler]

Monarchies are nations' equivalent of people who still live with their parents. Sure, you may have turned your parents' attic or basement into a spacey, awesomely furnished condo, and you get free laundry and food, and have a better standard of living that some of your friends who rent a tiny studio flat with two obnoxious roommates, but there is still something immature and vaguely off about it.

Just like being a "subject" instead of a "citizen".

See, Seedy?

Martinus analogy means that you lose.

Gotta say, Seeds, that Neil is, like a broken clock, right twice a day.  This is one of them.

[Agelastus]

Monarchies are nations' equivalent of people who still live with their parents. Sure, you may have turned your parents' attic or basement into a spacey, awesomely furnished condo, and you get free laundry and food, and have a better standard of living that some of your friends who rent a tiny studio flat with two obnoxious roommates, but there is still something immature and vaguely off about it.

Just like being a "subject" instead of a "citizen".

And yet my ancestors as "subjects" were functionally "citizens" when your ancestors were still Serfs.

Parvenu latecomers...

[CountDeMoney]

Monarchies are nations' equivalent of people who still live with their parents. Sure, you may have turned your parents' attic or basement into a spacey, awesomely furnished condo, and you get free laundry and food, and have a better standard of living that some of your friends who rent a tiny studio flat with two obnoxious roommates, but there is still something immature and vaguely off about it.

Just like being a "subject" instead of a "citizen".

See, Seedy?

Martinus analogy means that you lose.

Gotta say, Seeds, that Neil is, like a broken clock, right twice a day.  This is one of them.

Neil is nullified by his penchant for anime, battleships, and walking around the prison yard with Timmay's finger hooked in his belt loop.

[Martinus]

I can get that in Vermont--and without the Monopoly money, monarchism or retardo Olympic sports.

Nothing wrong with monarchism.  It's the sign of a healthy national character.

The different-coloured bills are a good idea, and they're worth more than their American counterparts anyways.

You do know that they curl in the US too, right?

Also, you forgot to make fun of the superior, civilized metric system.  For a people who supposedly revile the monarchy, you guys sure pay a lot of attention to Imperial measurements and Royal weddings.

Monarchies are nations' equivalent of people who still live with their parents. Sure, you may have turned your parents' attic or basement into a spacey, awesomely furnished condo, and you get free laundry and food, and have a better standard of living that some of your friends who rent a tiny studio flat with two obnoxious roommates, but there is still something immature and vaguely off about it.

Just like being a "subject" instead of a "citizen".

Epic Marty analogy. 

Come on now, it was a great analogy.

[Siege]

I find it kind of funny that Marty insults Siegey about his intelligence.  Siege is easily Marty's intellectual superior.