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Started by Eddie Teach, May 20, 2011, 11:23:00 AM

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Scipio

#30
May 20, 2011, 09:10:07 PM
Quote from: alfred russel on May 20, 2011, 07:41:06 PM
Quote from: Scipio on May 20, 2011, 07:34:41 PM
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200 millions? So we won't barely notice anyone is gone?

I thought the rapture idea as described in the bible was 12,000 from each of the 12 tribes of israel. Meaning this will be jews only, and limited to 144,000 people.

I may be wrong on that though.
That's the JW version of the deal.  Apparently, the Rapture was cooked up by some teenaged Scottish bint in the 1830s; presumably, like most Gaels, she didn't like Jews, so they don't get raptured.

What does JW mean?
Jehovah's Witnesses.
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Scipio

#31
May 20, 2011, 09:11:52 PM
Quote from: Josephus on May 20, 2011, 07:45:24 PM
Isn't the rapture from the Revelations? Not sure who wrote that, but I'm pretty sure it wasn't a Scots.
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Mr.Penguin

#32
May 20, 2011, 11:17:52 PM
Did they say anything about what time, this thing would happen?. I mean, I have a work day this Saturday, so should I go to work or just stay home drinking coffee?... 
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Valmy

#33
May 20, 2011, 11:29:40 PM
Quote from: Josephus on May 20, 2011, 07:45:24 PM
Isn't the rapture from the Revelations? Not sure who wrote that, but I'm pretty sure it wasn't a Scots.

No it is from one of the Letters of Paul and you have to interpret it in a really retarded way.

There is alot of bizarre shit in the Revelations but not the Rapture.
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Slargos

#34
May 21, 2011, 02:18:52 AM Last Edit: May 21, 2011, 02:23:28 AM by Slargos
So is anyone experiencing the rapture today?

Silly question, I know.

God turned his back on this place a long, long time ago.

Edit: I'm sorry. That's Blasphemy.  :blush: God doesn't turn his back on anyone. He may smite you with righteous anger, but turn his back? No.

Syt

#35
May 21, 2011, 02:26:17 AM
Quote from: Slargos on May 21, 2011, 02:18:52 AM
God doesn't turn his back on anyone. He may smite you with righteous anger, but turn his back? No.

With all the gays on the forum he wouldn't dare. :P
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#36
May 21, 2011, 02:30:54 AM
Quote from: Slargos on May 21, 2011, 02:18:52 AM
So is anyone experiencing the rapture today?

Silly question, I know.

God turned his back on this place a long, long time ago.

Edit: I'm sorry. That's Blasphemy.  :blush: God doesn't turn his back on anyone. He may smite you with righteous anger, but turn his back? No.

God is like a toxic, overly-protecting parent.

Caliga

#37
May 21, 2011, 04:12:32 AM
Has it ended yet? :hmm:
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Syt

#38
May 21, 2011, 05:23:10 AM


I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein's brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.
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Viking

#39
May 21, 2011, 05:24:54 AM
Apart from Randy "The Machoman" Savage, who else has been raptured.
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A terrorist which starts a slaughter quoting Locke, Burke and Mill has completely missed the point.
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Eddie Teach

#40
May 21, 2011, 05:34:58 AM
bye all, gtg
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#41
May 21, 2011, 06:54:23 AM
...so either there's nobody devout east of India or its all rubbish.

I like the prank idea. Shame very few people around here would get it. Is it big news in the US- what with the people selling up and going mad and all that?
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Caliga

#42
May 21, 2011, 07:18:28 AM
dude, that's like 50 people.
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jimmy olsen

#43
May 21, 2011, 08:03:32 AM
Quote from: Tyr on May 21, 2011, 06:54:23 AM
...so either there's nobody devout east of India or its all rubbish.

I like the prank idea. Shame very few people around here would get it. Is it big news in the US- what with the people selling up and going mad and all that?
Lol, no.

I'm sure every other preacher in America quoted Matthew 24:36 last Sunday.
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Eddie Teach

#44
May 21, 2011, 08:09:05 AM
That sucks, turns out I'm not on the list.  :cry:
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