World Ending Tomorrow

[Berkut]

We can get rid of 200 million fundies?

Suh-weeeet!

[Malthus]

200 millions? So we won't barely notice anyone is gone?

I thought the rapture idea as described in the bible was 12,000 from each of the 12 tribes of israel. Meaning this will be jews only, and limited to 144,000 people.

I may be wrong on that though.

Due to a translation error, it is in fact limited to 144,000 Jewish *lawyers*. 

[Barrister]

Well, since something that was once so highly unlikely as the NHL returning to Winnipeg is coming true, maybe we are in the End Times...

[alfred russel]

200 millions? So we won't barely notice anyone is gone?

Besides the horrible earth shattering earthquake and rain of fire and all that we won't notice a thing.

  I hope this would fall under the Act of God clause, or it's going to be a bad day to be in insurance industry.

Not if you are in the business of adjusting claims. 

But for the insurance companies, they are doubly screwed. It will be a bad year for bonuses due to massive losses, but the existence of the christian god and impending judgment is probably worse news for the industry.

[alfred russel]

200 millions? So we won't barely notice anyone is gone?

I thought the rapture idea as described in the bible was 12,000 from each of the 12 tribes of israel. Meaning this will be jews only, and limited to 144,000 people.

I may be wrong on that though.

Due to a translation error, it is in fact limited to 144,000 Jewish *lawyers*. 

Don't get cocky on us yet. You are still a longshot.

[Viking]

Every time the neo-millerites rear their ugly heads we get more atheists. It's good that this is being properly publicized.

[Malthus]

200 millions? So we won't barely notice anyone is gone?

I thought the rapture idea as described in the bible was 12,000 from each of the 12 tribes of israel. Meaning this will be jews only, and limited to 144,000 people.

I may be wrong on that though.

Due to a translation error, it is in fact limited to 144,000 Jewish *lawyers*. 

Don't get cocky on us yet. You are still a longshot.

Frankly, I can't imagine an afterlife composed of nothing but lawyers would be all that much fun, anyway.

[Zanza2]

Frankly, I can't imagine an afterlife composed of nothing but lawyers would be all that much fun, anyway.

I think that's generally called "hell".

[Josquius]

Meh. It says it'll happen at 6 o'clock everywhere. If the morning news speaks of people vanishing over in Australia then that gives me all day to get down to the church and confess my sins.
God its great to be a catholic. Do whatever the hell you want and as long as you say sorry you're golden.

[alfred russel]

Meh. It says it'll happen at 6 o'clock everywhere. If the morning news speaks of people vanishing over in Australia then that gives me all day to get down to the church and confess my sins.
God its great to be a catholic. Do whatever the hell you want and as long as you say sorry you're golden.

But...the people making the predictions aren't catholic. If it turns out they have they have the correct religion, you are probably toast.

[Scipio]

200 millions? So we won't barely notice anyone is gone?

I thought the rapture idea as described in the bible was 12,000 from each of the 12 tribes of israel. Meaning this will be jews only, and limited to 144,000 people.

I may be wrong on that though.

That's the JW version of the deal.  Apparently, the Rapture was cooked up by some teenaged Scottish bint in the 1830s; presumably, like most Gaels, she didn't like Jews, so they don't get raptured.

[alfred russel]

200 millions? So we won't barely notice anyone is gone?

I thought the rapture idea as described in the bible was 12,000 from each of the 12 tribes of israel. Meaning this will be jews only, and limited to 144,000 people.

I may be wrong on that though.

That's the JW version of the deal.  Apparently, the Rapture was cooked up by some teenaged Scottish bint in the 1830s; presumably, like most Gaels, she didn't like Jews, so they don't get raptured.

What does JW mean?

[Josephus]

Isn't the rapture from the Revelations? Not sure who wrote that, but I'm pretty sure it wasn't a Scots.

[jimmy olsen]

Matthew
7:15 "Watch out for false prophets. They come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ferocious wolves."

24:11 and many false prophets will appear and deceive many people.

24:26 So if anyone tells you, 'There he is, out in the wilderness,' do not go out; or, 'Here he is, in the inner rooms,' do not believe it

24:36 "But about that day or hour no one knows, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father"

[Razgovory]

Isn't the rapture from the Revelations? Not sure who wrote that, but I'm pretty sure it wasn't a Scots.

Some guy named John.  And I don't think it is.