VISION QUEST TO THE WEST

[Lettow77]

 I am on the cusp of my great departure. Internet is presently a spotty prospect, and I cannot be on half as near as much as i'd like. However, during the VISION QUEST TO THE WEST, I will necessarily be cut off from the internet, to my dismay. Edit: There will of course be -SOME- internet, just..irregular. I look forward to making a log of what revelation and experiences find me on the road.

I look forward to seeing a land where Japanese run free uninhibited, but also I am anxious about the fact I will be among yankees, and forced to mingle with such a prevaricating and avaricious people. It cannot be helped, however; It could be that there is much to recommend yankee culture, even when compared to my glorious South. It is something one despairs to contemplate, but all possibilities must be considered. Certainly I will see the great paradise in the west, and prostrate myself before the sacred tabernacles of Deseret. If fortune favours me, I may find myself believing the absurd doctrines of the Latter Day Saints, although I rather doubt it- no religion with a proscription against tea could be divinely inspired.

In any event, in the tradition of Blanche, I will find myself relying on the kindness of strangers. An essential part of this journey is meeting strangers, and finding good in them as well as myself where presently I am troubled by the worth of both. This extends to Languish-  My memory of who all reside in the west is a sketchy thing, and I cannot be sure where-all I will trek to, (Trekking being a sacred afrikaner word) but even Alberta is not beyond the scope of possibility.

Anyone who would offer a gracious evening of hospitality will be much appreciated, and I would endeavor to present them with any paeans or productions as I can manage to create in their honour.

[katmai]

Jaron is amongst the wackos of LDS if need a person to meet.

[Admiral Yi]

You're going to Utah to hunt Japanese chicks?

[Ed Anger]

Jaron is amongst the wackos of LDS if need a person to meet.

That is just awesome.

[garbon]

You clearly need to gain some maturity, so hopefully this helps you.

[Eddie Teach]

Are you gonna be taking peyote?

[Lettow77]

 No peyote, no. I don't anticipate it, at any rate. I will try to approach situations with an open mind.

Yi, I think you misunderstand the intention of the GRAND VISION QUEST. Certainly, I couldn't imagine pursuing a woman, exactly- it'd be in ill intent, as I could probably not pursue a future with her, owing to difficulties of distance and so little time to get to know her.

However, Utah and seeing free range Japanese are absolutely on the agenda. Not necessarily at the same time- it is quite the VISION QUEST, and will span a considerable distance and time.

[Admiral Yi]

Yi, I think you misunderstand the intention of the GRAND VISION QUEST. Certainly, I couldn't imagine pursuing a woman, exactly- it'd be in ill intent, as I could probably not pursue a future with her, owing to difficulties of distance and so little time to get to know her.

How did you get this idea that there are Japanese in Utah, free range or otherwise?

[Josquius]

If you want to see free range Japanese wouldn't...Japan be the better option?
Or failing that Hawaii?

[katmai]

What is this free range shit? We haven't kept them in cages in 60 some years.

[mongers]

Yi, I think you misunderstand the intention of the GRAND VISION QUEST. Certainly, I couldn't imagine pursuing a woman, exactly- it'd be in ill intent, as I could probably not pursue a future with her, owing to difficulties of distance and so little time to get to know her.

How did you get this idea that there are Japanese in Utah, free range or otherwise?

I don't think this map did:

[Ed Anger]

And inevitably, the soda/pop map will follow.

[mongers]

And inevitably, the soda/pop map will follow.

"Whenever two or more map fetishists are gathered together, it shall be so"

[Lettow77]

 No no, I have no misconceptions about Utah. I know it is a blonde-haired, blue-eyed paradise, where the mud huts are thatched with gold. Japanese-sighting will come later, in the environs of the left coast.

[Tonitrus]

No no, I have no misconceptions about Utah. I know it is a blonde-haired, blue-eyed paradise, where the mud huts are thatched with gold. Japanese-sighting will come later, in the environs of the left coast.

So, free-range Japanese means meandering around California and mistaking them with Chinese/Koreans 50% of the time?