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Started by Josquius, April 20, 2011, 09:43:27 AM

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Josquius

April 20, 2011, 09:43:27 AM
I got a letter from the Japanese embassy today.
Apparently I'm shortlisted for the Jet programme.
Just so long as I get my medical forms in on time (damn you easter, damn you slow results processing) and the police don't attribute any crimes to me I'm going to be moving to Japan come August to be an assistant language teacher.
A well paying, interesting job in a country I've always wanted to visit....
I am: Happy.

We have folk here who've lived in Japan before right?
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Liep

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April 20, 2011, 09:45:05 AM
Japan still exists? Anyhow, congrats!
"Af alle latterlige Ting forekommer det mig at være det allerlatterligste at have travlt" - Kierkegaard

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Caliga

#2
April 20, 2011, 09:47:01 AM
 :hug: :cool:
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HVC

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April 20, 2011, 09:48:06 AM
Quote from: Tyr on April 20, 2011, 09:43:27 AM
I got a letter from the Japanese embassy today.
Apparently I'm shortlisted for the Jet programme.
Just so long as I get my medical forms in on time (damn you easter, damn you slow results processing) and the police don't attribute any crimes to me I'm going to be moving to Japan come August to be an assistant language teacher.
A well paying, interesting job in a country I've always wanted to visit....
I am: Happy.

We have folk here who've lived in Japan before right?
Congrats :)

and we had one that i know of, but Buddha bounced. You might be facebook friends withhim and i'm sure he'd be happy to give advice if you PMed him there.
Being lazy is bad; unless you still get what you want, then it's called "patience".
Hubris must be punished. Severely.

Admiral Yi

#4
April 20, 2011, 09:48:48 AM
Practice shitting while squatting before you go.

Valmy

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April 20, 2011, 09:53:50 AM
Quote from: HVC on April 20, 2011, 09:48:06 AM
and we had one that i know of, but Buddha bounced.

Thanks to you evil Porto-Canadians <_<
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KRonn

#6
April 20, 2011, 09:56:39 AM
Grats Tyr!  :)

HVC

#7
April 20, 2011, 10:02:45 AM
Quote from: Valmy on April 20, 2011, 09:53:50 AM
Quote from: HVC on April 20, 2011, 09:48:06 AM
and we had one that i know of, but Buddha bounced.

Thanks to you evil Porto-Canadians <_<
hey, i didn't pile on Buddha, it was the conserva-nucks like BB and CC. Although to be fair he was posting some wacky stuff.
Being lazy is bad; unless you still get what you want, then it's called "patience".
Hubris must be punished. Severely.

jimmy olsen

#8
April 20, 2011, 10:16:46 AM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on April 20, 2011, 09:48:48 AM
Practice shitting while squatting before you go.
Unless they're a lot more prevalent in Japan then Korea I wouldn't bother.
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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Josquius

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April 20, 2011, 10:19:33 AM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on April 20, 2011, 09:48:48 AM
Practice shitting while squatting before you go.
Meh, I tend not to sit on the toilet when I shit anyway :p
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Barrister

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April 20, 2011, 10:20:39 AM
Quote from: HVC on April 20, 2011, 10:02:45 AM
Quote from: Valmy on April 20, 2011, 09:53:50 AM
Quote from: HVC on April 20, 2011, 09:48:06 AM
and we had one that i know of, but Buddha bounced.

Thanks to you evil Porto-Canadians <_<
hey, i didn't pile on Buddha, it was the conserva-nucks like BB and CC. Although to be fair he was posting some wacky stuff.

Conserva-nuck.  I like that. :)
Posts here are my own private opinions.  I do not speak for my employer.

HVC

#11
April 20, 2011, 10:21:38 AM
Dammit i should have copyrighted it. Now if it shows up on conservative ads i shall feel cheated :( :D
Being lazy is bad; unless you still get what you want, then it's called "patience".
Hubris must be punished. Severely.

Richard Hakluyt

#12
April 20, 2011, 10:22:01 AM
It was all hi-tech bogs in Japan even back in the 1980s, bidet function, 1812 overture so nobody hears you farting, blowdry at the end.......... :huh:

Slargos

#13
April 20, 2011, 10:22:27 AM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on April 20, 2011, 09:48:48 AM
Practice shitting while squatting before you go.

You should do that anyway. It's good for your bowels.

Barrister

#14
April 20, 2011, 10:23:18 AM
Quote from: HVC on April 20, 2011, 10:21:38 AM
Dammit i should have copyrighted it. Now if it shows up on conservative ads i shall feel cheated :( :D

:rolleyes:

Fine.  See if I ever give you praise again if that's how you're going to act.
Posts here are my own private opinions.  I do not speak for my employer.
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