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Started by jamesww, April 15, 2011, 09:26:31 AM

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Quote from: Caliga on April 15, 2011, 09:40:38 AM
I make my employees call me "Master". :)

Do they take care of the place while you're away?
Kinemalogue
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sbr

Quote from: Zeus on April 15, 2011, 11:34:34 AM
I constantly search for my phone while talking on it :hmm:

I did that once, 10 years ago or so it was pretty funny when I realized what I was doing.

Siege

Quote from: Barrister on April 15, 2011, 09:38:53 AM
What's wrong with being called "Sir"?   :cool:

When a private calls me "Sir", I smoke the shit out of him.
I'm not a fucking officer. I am damn Staff Sergeant, I work for a living.


"All men are created equal, then some become infantry."

"Those who beat their swords into plowshares will plow for those who don't."

"Laissez faire et laissez passer, le monde va de lui même!"


dps

The geezers still tend to call me "young fella".  I'm cool with that.

The Brain

Women sense my power. But I deny them my essence.
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

Camerus

Quote from: The Brain on April 15, 2011, 05:22:15 PM
Women sense my power. But I deny them my essence.

Did the seduction community get you too?   :(

Siege

Quote from: The Brain on April 15, 2011, 05:22:15 PM
Women sense my power. But I deny them my essence.

Brilliant!

Can I say "Brainlliant"?



"All men are created equal, then some become infantry."

"Those who beat their swords into plowshares will plow for those who don't."

"Laissez faire et laissez passer, le monde va de lui même!"


The Brain

Quote from: Siege on April 15, 2011, 05:42:04 PM
Quote from: The Brain on April 15, 2011, 05:22:15 PM
Women sense my power. But I deny them my essence.

Brilliant!

Can I say "Brainlliant"?

You can, but I advise against it.
Women want me. Men want to be with me.