I am retiring in the fall

[Ed Anger]

Yeah. No more work grind. No more dealing with clueless clients(mostly). I let underlings do the scut work.



Bought my first set of golf clubs and I am going to annoy the pricks on the green.

http://www.dickssportinggoods.com/product/index.jsp?productId=3955093&cp=2367438.4074790.4074793





Fuck you all.

[HVC]

Why are you so mad for someone retiring (i assume) young?

[MadBurgerMaker]

With those clubs you won't be annoying anyone on the green.  In the neighborhoods next to the fairways maybe, but not the greens. 

(I'm sure they're fine.  If you do ever replace them though, you might want to look into keeping the shaft that's on your driver there.  That's like $100 of the price by itself.  Assuming the flex is good for you, etc)

Edit:  I need to go watch Caddyshack now.

[Eddie Teach]

Why are you so mad for someone retiring (i assume) young?

Probably in chronic pain. Even a mild headache really sucks after a few hours.

[The Brain]

Why are you so mad for someone retiring (i assume) young?

Probably in chronic pain. Even a mild headache really sucks after a few hours.

But Languish is so much more than that.

[Barrister]

So you are resigning from the dictatorship and disbanding your armies?   

[Richard Hakluyt]

Please pm me your address, so I can send you a pack of the finest cabbage seeds 

[HisMajestyBOB]

Don't forget the rocking chair and old hound dog on the front porch.

[jimmy olsen]

Aren't you like 36ish? Damn, now that's what they call retiring early.

[Ed Anger]

With those clubs you won't be annoying anyone on the green.  In the neighborhoods next to the fairways maybe, but not the greens. 

(I'm sure they're fine.  If you do ever replace them though, you might want to look into keeping the shaft that's on your driver there.  That's like $100 of the price by itself.  Assuming the flex is good for you, etc)

Edit:  I need to go watch Caddyshack now.

The most golf(not counting putt-putt) I ever played was Access software Leaderboard on the C-64. 

[Legbiter]

You're not even 40 and you're retiring? Damn, impressive!

Although, mind not blowing you brains out at 45 due to boredom/lack of purpose.

[citizen k]

... mind not blowing you brains out at 45 due to boredom/lack of purpose.

He has little kids ... oh, nevermind.

[Ed Anger]

The kids were the ones that got me thinking about retiring. The twins told me I was working too much and I didn't play with them enough.

When 3 year olds stick the dagger in, it makes you think.

[DGuller]

What is it that you're doing that allows you to retire so early?

[MadImmortalMan]

What is it that you're doing that allows you to retire so early?

Delegating.