The Cat Megathread

[Brazen]

I plan on naming my future pets after Oscar winning stars of the 40s and 50s. Joan, Audrey, Ginger...

One day

To the Cats Protection League! It's your duty as a gay man!

[Eddie Teach]

I can't remember why anymore, but I decided that my late cat was Jewish at some point.  In fact I used to call him 'Jewish Guy' as a nickname sometimes.

Did he horde mice?

[Malthus]

I can't remember why anymore, but I decided that my late cat was Jewish at some point.  In fact I used to call him 'Jewish Guy' as a nickname sometimes.

Did he horde mice?

No. The horde of mice was lead by Ghengis Kat.

The Jew Cat hoarded mice. 

[Caliga]

Did he horde mice?

No.  He did kill one and leave it as a gift right outside our bedroom door though. 

[Caliga]

No. The horde of mice was lead by Ghengis Kat.

The Jew Cat hoarded mice. 

Ah, I just remembered why I thought he was Jewish.  It's because he was evil!

Mal showing up reminded me.

[Malthus]

No. The horde of mice was lead by Ghengis Kat.

The Jew Cat hoarded mice. 

Ah, I just remembered why I thought he was Jewish.  It's because he was evil!

Mal showing up reminded me.

It doesn't count unless the Cat also secretly controls you. 

[Baron von Schtinkenbutt]

Sigh, she's too soft and squidgy to be a Ripley. I'm now going for Indy and Marion. It's only for the V.E.T. and insurance anyhow; at home they get called squidgy bum, squirt, cuddles and oi you get out of there anyhow.

I just left the names they had when I got mine.  They usually get called Neuroticat and Lardo at home.

[crazy canuck]

I still haven't settled on cat names. I'm thinking Indy and Ripley; what say you? Or Ludo and Domino? Or Mungo and Midge (I used to love Mary, Mungo and Midge as a wee child). Other suggestions welcome.

I plan on naming my future pets after Oscar winning stars of the 40s and 50s. Joan, Audrey, Ginger...

One day

Our Dog's name is Ginger

But not named after a star - her sisters were sugar and pepper. I forget what her brothers were called with it was on the same spice theme.

[garbon]

http://www.buzzfeed.com/rachelzarrell/this-cat-rescuing-cop-has-become-an-internet-heart

The Internet Has Fallen In Love With A Hunky Cop Who Rescues Cats

The 26-year-old, who has been named one of the Sexiest Cat Guys of 2013, has even become a local celebrity, frequently making appearances at animal adoption events.

[Sheilbh]

I plan on naming my future pets after Oscar winning stars of the 40s and 50s. Joan, Audrey, Ginger...

One day

To the Cats Protection League! It's your duty as a gay man!

Allergic flatmate

[CountDeMoney]

http://www.buzzfeed.com/rachelzarrell/this-cat-rescuing-cop-has-become-an-internet-heart

The Internet Has Fallen In Love With A Hunky Cop Who Rescues Cats

The 26-year-old, who has been named one of the Sexiest Cat Guys of 2013, has even become a local celebrity, frequently making appearances at animal adoption events.

When I did it, all I did was get goofed on.    Nobody cared except the cats, but that was all that mattered.

[garbon]

Sexy > bunny suit

[katmai]

OH SNAP!

[Brazen]

Taffy and Harley Quinn. And that's my final answer.

Got a quote for pet insurance today and it's more than my annual car insurance 

[Viking]

Why doesn't cat food come in pork or seafood flavours? Are cats Jewish?

Funny, they don't look Jewish.

Try circumcizing a cat and see how that turns out for you.