Why is there no looting in Japan?

[Slargos]

I thought even Slargos had conceded that his was a boring a stupid schtick that needed replacing.  Why is he posting more epic fail when even he knows better, and why are people responding to it when even they know better?

At least my schtick serves a utility by provoking debate. Yours just serves to muddy it.

[Caliga]

I want to use those panty vending machines.

For five quid I'll send you a pair of mine. Saves on laundry.

How much is a quid?

[Josephus]

A pound

[Caliga]

Ok, so at current rates a pair of your undies costs $8.03?  In that case I'll take three.

[Ed Anger]

I can just ask my wife's friends for them. Free is better.

[Slargos]

I can just ask my wife's friends for them. Free is better.

The 20 year stretch you'll do for soliciting 8th graders for their panties might be free, but it would also be costly. 

[Josephus]

I can just ask my wife's friends for them. Free is better.

The 20 year stretch you'll do for soliciting 8th graders for their panties might be free, but it would also be costly. 

Is that what you got? I got community service.