Fuck you, Dora the Explorer. Ed's Playa Hater thread

[Ed Anger]

The oldest twins are speaking to me in Spanish. Goddamn multilingual bullshit.

Looney Tunes never ruined my generation with that bullshit. I knew I should have blocked Nickelodeon and its communist bullshit.

ITS THE MAP!

[Josquius]

Teach them a real language. Like German. Or Klingon.

[Admiral Yi]

Whole sentences or just a word at a time?

Are they the really spooky kind of movie twins that speak in unison?

[Ed Anger]

Whole sentences or just a word at a time?

Are they the really spooky kind of movie twins that speak in unison?

Words, and the occasional phrases.

And yes, they do the weird twin stuff. I think they can control objects with their minds.

[Ed Anger]

Teach them a real language. Like German. Or Klingon.

Same thing.

[Ed Anger]

And what the fuck is with Boots? Is he fucking Dora? What about that fucking retard bull Benny? Why hasn't he been turned into hamburgers?

Also, who controls that creepy arrow that follows her around? Pedobear?

[Admiral Yi]

Do they speak Spanish to you because they think it's all one language or because they're trying to fuck with your brain?

[derspiess]

On the flip side, my Puerto Rican babysitter's two kids are growing up refusing to speak a word of Span(gl)ish.  She tried to force them to watch Spanish-language versions of their favorite channels but they apparently refused

For whatever reason, Tommy won't speak to my wife in Spanish, but I can get him to do it.  He understands everything, but prefers to speak English.

Dora & Diego dropped out of Tommy's rotation a while back.  I wasn't a huge fan of it.  Now if I could just get him to stop watching Max & Ruby obsessively.  Damned canucklehead programming...

[derspiess]

Do they speak Spanish to you because they think it's all one language or because they're trying to fuck with your brain?

I think at this age kids know it's a different language, so it's obviously the latter.

[Ed Anger]

Dora & Diego dropped out of Tommy's rotation a while back.  I wasn't a huge fan of it.  Now if I could just get him to stop watching Max & Ruby obsessively.  Damned canucklehead programming...

Max is a retard. Ruby should smother him.

[Barrister]

Oh what I have to look forward to.

[Ed Anger]

Oh what I have to look forward to.

That multicultural crap that comes out of Canada should be considered a war crime. At least you missed the Bob the Builder English shit and the Icelandic Lazy Town.

[Ed Anger]

And this shows how fucking bored I am. Raging against children's TV.

[Barrister]

I have to shovel out approx 10 cubic yards of snow today to get at my trailer for the move.

I hurt.

[Ideologue]

What's horrible about a kid learning bits and pieces of a second language?