Fuck you, Dora the Explorer. Ed's Playa Hater thread

Started by Ed Anger, March 12, 2011, 04:27:14 PM

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Darth Wagtaros

#30
March 13, 2011, 11:33:40 AM
Quote from: Pitiful Pathos on March 13, 2011, 10:32:35 AM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on March 13, 2011, 10:29:05 AM
Quote from: Darth Wagtaros on March 13, 2011, 10:11:45 AM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on March 13, 2011, 12:01:25 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on March 12, 2011, 06:54:13 PM
And this shows how fucking bored I am. Raging against children's TV.
If only they had crossed Dora over with Battlestar Galactica!
Now you're on the trolley.
Trolley?

:rolleyes:
Just breaks your heart sometimes.
PDH!

Eddie Teach

#31
March 13, 2011, 01:13:21 PM
Hey Ed, what's the red text on your new avatar say?
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Ed Anger

#32
March 13, 2011, 05:16:25 PM
Who knows. I only picked it because of 'Mickey as the Emperor' theme and I was out of good shit.

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Ideologue

#33
March 13, 2011, 09:02:55 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on March 13, 2011, 07:55:09 AM
Quote from: Ideologue on March 12, 2011, 07:39:12 PM
What's horrible about a kid learning bits and pieces of a second language?

SIGH

A second language is a valuable, marketable skill.
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jimmy olsen

#34
March 13, 2011, 09:35:10 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on March 13, 2011, 09:02:55 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on March 13, 2011, 07:55:09 AM
Quote from: Ideologue on March 12, 2011, 07:39:12 PM
What's horrible about a kid learning bits and pieces of a second language?

SIGH

A second language is a valuable, marketable skill.
He's sighing because you're taking his rant too seriously.
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Ideologue

#35
March 14, 2011, 01:04:16 AM
Oh.
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Pedrito

#36
March 14, 2011, 03:23:56 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on March 12, 2011, 06:52:09 PM
the Icelandic Lazy Town.

:x

Dora here is italian & english. I can't see the usefulness of teaching italian to the kids.

L.
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Eddie Teach

#37
March 14, 2011, 03:54:53 AM
Quote from: Pedrito on March 14, 2011, 03:23:56 AM
I can't see the usefulness of teaching italian to the kids.

:huh:

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Valmy

#38
March 14, 2011, 09:31:10 AM
Quote from: Pedrito on March 14, 2011, 03:23:56 AM
:x

Dora here is italian & english. I can't see the usefulness of teaching italian to the kids.

L.

I did catch myself thinking when I was in Italy that knowing Italian might have been at least a bit useful.
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KRonn

#39
March 14, 2011, 10:07:29 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on March 12, 2011, 04:33:56 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on March 12, 2011, 04:32:28 PM
Whole sentences or just a word at a time?

Are they the really spooky kind of movie twins that speak in unison?

Words, and the occasional phrases.

And yes, they do the weird twin stuff. I think they can control objects with their minds.
Like controlling their Dad with their minds.   :D

Ed Anger

#40
March 14, 2011, 03:49:15 PM
Quote from: KRonn on March 14, 2011, 10:07:29 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on March 12, 2011, 04:33:56 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on March 12, 2011, 04:32:28 PM
Whole sentences or just a word at a time?

Are they the really spooky kind of movie twins that speak in unison?

Words, and the occasional phrases.

And yes, they do the weird twin stuff. I think they can control objects with their minds.
Like controlling their Dad with their minds.   :D

I'm not the strict one.  :)
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Malthus

#41
March 14, 2011, 04:38:55 PM
Quote from: Valmy on March 14, 2011, 09:31:10 AM
Quote from: Pedrito on March 14, 2011, 03:23:56 AM
:x

Dora here is italian & english. I can't see the usefulness of teaching italian to the kids.

L.

I did catch myself thinking when I was in Italy that knowing Italian might have been at least a bit useful.

I think the idea is that the kids already know Italian.
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Habbaku

#42
March 14, 2011, 04:43:48 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on March 14, 2011, 03:54:53 AM
Quote from: Pedrito on March 14, 2011, 03:23:56 AM
I can't see the usefulness of teaching italian to the kids.

:huh:

Italian-speaking people will be outnumbered in Italy within 50 years.  :)
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Ed Anger

#43
March 14, 2011, 04:49:17 PM
Soon, only one wop out of ten will be able to talk with their hands.
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Eddie Teach

#44
March 14, 2011, 05:03:36 PM
Quote from: Malthus on March 14, 2011, 04:38:55 PM
I think the idea is that the kids already know Italian.

So the show is being used to teach them English...
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