NCAA Football '11-'12

[Ed Anger]

Will Notre Dame lose?  Is it because they suck?

Brian Kelly deserves to lose.

Shush, you.

They're recalibrating.  God called a time out.

My wife said they got divine intervention when the lightning struck. 

[Ed Anger]

Minnesota and Luther Van Dam is making it close at USC.

[Neil]

They could have used some divine intervention to recruit some good players.

[Valmy]

So if the Pac-12 picks up Oklahoma, Oklahoma st., Texas and Texas st. how does the other conferences respond?

Would Missouri be more likely to be picked up by the SEC or the Big 10? What would happen to Kansas?

Fortunately the actual games have started so we can forget this stupid shit until January.

[Valmy]

Utah State with a textbook meltdown.

That is why you are Utah State and they are Auburn.

[CountDeMoney]

That is why you are Utah State and they are Auburn.

I was skimming through channels, and just learned I have the LHN,  right next to Big Ten 1 and 2. 

[grumbler]

I have never heard of college football games simply being declared over because of the wether, but that's what happened in the Michigan game; the game has been declared over about 43 minutes in.  Michigan wins, 34-10.

[CountDeMoney]

I have never heard of college football games simply being declared over because of the wether, but that's what happened in the Michigan game; the game has been declared over about 43 minutes in.  Michigan wins, 34-10.

Fags.  Notre Dame and USF just took the field for the 2nd half.  Reese is starting at QB now, Dane is banished.

[grumbler]

Fags.  Notre Dame and USF just took the field for the 2nd half.  Reese is starting at QB now, Dane is banished.

Well, we knew that ND wasn't going to accept the current score as the final one.

ND needs to pull this out, so the fall is bigger when they drop at Michigan next week.

[CountDeMoney]

One more goofball INT, and Brian Kelly will be the first Div1 coach that actually hemorrages his liquified internal organs out onto the field.

[MadImmortalMan]

Georgia got re-uniformed too. 

[grumbler]

Georgia got re-uniformed too. 

Ouch!  Those are some ugly outfits.

[Neil]

Georgia got re-uniformed too. 

Ouch!  Those are some ugly outfits.

Too much red.

[jimmy olsen]

So if the Pac-12 picks up Oklahoma, Oklahoma st., Texas and Texas st. how does the other conferences respond?

Would Missouri be more likely to be picked up by the SEC or the Big 10? What would happen to Kansas?

Fortunately the actual games have started so we can forget this stupid shit until January.

The Big 12 will implode by the end of next week, so I doubt it.

[MadBurgerMaker]

Who fucking cares about that offseason "rumblings" and "sources" shit.  When it happens, talk about it.  There is actual football going on right now.

Anyway, UTSA game shenanigans:  They're using the old Spurs stadium announcer for their games at the dome, and he's just awful IMO.  However, I guess it's better to use him, since they apparently think it's a basketball game.  Whoever was running the fancy scoreboard strip graphics was putting up "RED ZONE" and "MAKE SOME NOISE" and "ON YOUR FEET!" when UTSA was on O in the redzone trying to score.  The poor crowd didn't know what to do, and would occasionally lose their minds and make huge amounts of noise while UTSA was on O, despite Soza (the QB) trying to shut them up.  UTSA was having to burn timeouts because they couldn't hear. 

They were also rolling out those little basketball type....er....timeout games....during every timeout.  The little game would end (say...musical chairs), the fratboy would get his prize, and some dude down there with a mic would scream into it trying to get the crowd to chant, followed by the stadium PA guy screaming into his mic while UTSA was trying to huddle up and even after they were lined up to snap the ball.  More often than not, the snap would come before the crowd of retards with their props were off the field.  During one of their little games, where they were putting people in these hamster balls and racing, they were trying to roll these big hamster balls with people in them between the two teams during a timeout and ended up hitting a couple players.  They didn't have any more dumb games after that.

Funny stuff:  Some dude ran out onto the field, did whatever at midfield while everyone waited for him to fuck off.  He ran for a corner on the opposite end of the field from where I was where some cops were waiting.  The looked like they were just going to walk him out, until he tried to run away, and hahaha I've never seen someone forcefully faceplanted that quickly.  Instead of just being escorted out, he got a knee in the upper back and a bloody face.  Then escorted out.

The student section tried to rush the field despite the police and security being ready for them.  A couple hundred made it out there, but they were getting...forcefully....picked off by the cops, who were, I assume, unhappy about getting shoved around by a mass of retard students.   


It was fun though.