TV/Movies Megathread

[Habbaku]

I'll review it, but just in case you were about to step out right this second: Fury is a fucking travesty.  Think twice.

Don't bother; won't read it.

[Ideologue]

Then don't, you dumb cunt.

As for Money, not like he could afford a ticket anyway.

[CountDeMoney]

  I gotst a gift card!

[Ideologue]

Fair enough.

[CountDeMoney]

Seriously, though--in less than 50 words and using only 7 commas, what's its damage?

[Josephus]

Frequently Asked Questions About Time Travel.

Cute little Brit movie about three young men discussing time travel in a pub when strange things start happening to them. A low key, sci fi comedy. Enjoyable.

[11B4V]

I'll review it, but just in case you were about to step out right this second: Fury is a fucking travesty.  Think twice.

This states nothing.

It is Running 83% IMDB and 76% on RT.

[Ideologue]

Seriously, though--in less than 50 words and using only 7 commas, what's its damage?

It's unintentionally funny in how deeply and constantly it wallows in misery.  The first hour is a monotonous parade of background grotesqueries as well as at least one war crime perpetrated by the protagonists.  The second expects you to still care about the characters.  I guess if you only saw the second hour, it would have been cool.

For 11B4V: also not enough tank on tank action.

[Habbaku]

Then don't, you dumb cunt.

As for Money, not like he could afford a ticket anyway.

[CountDeMoney]

Then don't, you dumb cunt.

As for Money, not like he could afford a ticket anyway.

[Ideologue]

Oh, no, personal antipathy.  I'm wounded.

[Berkut]

Seriously, though--in less than 50 words and using only 7 commas, what's its damage?

It's unintentionally funny in how deeply and constantly it wallows in misery.  The first hour is a monotonous parade of background grotesqueries as well as at least one war crime perpetrated by the protagonists.  The second expects you to still care about the characters.  I guess if you only saw the second hour, it would have been cool.

For 11B4V: also not enough tank on tank action.

Saw it today, thought it was excellent.

The critique here is grotesque. The first hour is nothing but misery? It's a fucking war movie - of course it is miserable. War is kind of miserable.

And yes, the "protaganist" isn't a very nice guy. That is the entire point. A bunch of people doing pretty horrible things in a pretty horrible world. How could you so thoroughly miss the entirety of the point of the movie?

[Berkut]

Also went and saw Gone Girl with the wife earlier today. It was also extremely good, great little story, and a very unconventional and unsettling conclusion.

[Habbaku]

B+

[CountDeMoney]

Seriously, though--in less than 50 words and using only 7 commas, what's its damage?

It's unintentionally funny in how deeply and constantly it wallows in misery.  The first hour is a monotonous parade of background grotesqueries as well as at least one war crime perpetrated by the protagonists.  The second expects you to still care about the characters.  I guess if you only saw the second hour, it would have been cool.

For 11B4V: also not enough tank on tank action.

Saw it today, thought it was excellent.

The critique here is grotesque. The first hour is nothing but misery? It's a fucking war movie - of course it is miserable. War is kind of miserable.

And yes, the "protaganist" isn't a very nice guy. That is the entire point. A bunch of people doing pretty horrible things in a pretty horrible world. How could you so thoroughly miss the entirety of the point of the movie?