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Started by Eddie Teach, March 06, 2011, 09:29:27 AM

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Ideologue

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In fairness, Gotham was being given generous subsidies by the rest of the US because Bane was holding eight million people hostage.
Kinemalogue
Current reviews: The 'Burbs (9/10); Gremlins 2: The New Batch (9/10); John Wick: Chapter 2 (9/10); A Cure For Wellness (4/10)

katmai

Silver Linings Playbook
Finally caught this. In ide's ranking system it gets a B
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son

Ideologue

If it's as frivolous and unfocused as American Hustle, it doesn't.
Kinemalogue
Current reviews: The 'Burbs (9/10); Gremlins 2: The New Batch (9/10); John Wick: Chapter 2 (9/10); A Cure For Wellness (4/10)

Eddie Teach

It was neither frivolous nor unfocused.
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

katmai

Quote from: Ideologue on February 01, 2014, 01:21:44 AM
If it's as frivolous and unfocused as American Hustle, it doesn't.

I don't want to hear a motherfucking word from someone who give a Tyler Perry production a B.
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son

Ideologue

#16085
I did not do that.  I said it was terrible in a really fun way.  It's kind of like The Happening, except the stupid, unintentionally hilarious parts are practically the whole thing rather than parsimoniously doled out the way Oliver Twist was suffered to have gruel.

The other nine on my bottom ten (still evolving, in comparison to my top ten, which I'm pretty sure is now set*, but almost complete) are atrocious in extremely non-fun ways.

*Looks like I'm counting Blue Is The Warmest Color and The Past as 2014 pictures.  If they don't appear in the Real America by January, that's 2014.
Kinemalogue
Current reviews: The 'Burbs (9/10); Gremlins 2: The New Batch (9/10); John Wick: Chapter 2 (9/10); A Cure For Wellness (4/10)

celedhring

Happy to see I'm not alone in thinking that Skyfall was terrible. The villain plot didn't make any sense [spoiler](allow himself to be captured in an ellaborate estratagem so he can take the subway to kill M? Really? REALLY?)[/spoiler], and it was way too low key for a bond villain. [spoiler]Even the "confront your past" approach of Bond going back to his home, etc... fell kinda flat since there seems to be nothing of interest in his past[/spoiler]. The only thing that was enjoyable was all the references to the old Bond films and some nifty action sequences.

One thing I noticed is that there's a trend in all 3 Craig Bond movies[spoiler] where one of the Bond girls ends up dead because they have helped him (and annoyingly it's usually the hottest in the film). I suppose it's intentional ("you're a danger for those around you Bond").[/spoiler]

Admiral Yi

I caught an error during my 25th viewing of Full Metal Jacket.  :showoff:

In the scene where Joker and Rafterman are riding a helicopter from Da Nang to Hue, the first shot is one from the helicopter looking down at the helicopter's shadow on the ground.  But it's the shadow of a Kiowa type scout helicopter, then in the next shot from the ground to the helicopter, it's a Jolly Green Giant.

FunkMonk

Silver Linings Playbook was excellent and warmed my heart. A Check Positive Plus
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Liep

Quote from: celedhring on February 01, 2014, 02:41:10 AM
Happy to see I'm not alone in thinking that Skyfall was terrible.

When I called Skyfall a terrible movie some time back I faced the wrath of Languish and ended up on CdM's list of bad movie reviewers. Or maybe that last one was because of the Dark Knight Rises, which also was not a good movie.
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Viking

Quote from: Liep on February 01, 2014, 08:25:23 AM
Quote from: celedhring on February 01, 2014, 02:41:10 AM
Happy to see I'm not alone in thinking that Skyfall was terrible.

When I called Skyfall a terrible movie some time back I faced the wrath of Languish and ended up on CdM's list of bad movie reviewers. Or maybe that last one was because of the Dark Knight Rises, which also was not a good movie.

The dark knight rises, wasn't a good movie. Though, I didn't realize this until I watched it a second or third time. Skyfall, isn't a very good movie either. Basically, the first half is a bond movie in layout, plot and execution. A great bond movie in the making. The fight scene with the glass walls in the tower against the sniper (iirc) was awesome. The second half of skyfall is a not-bond movie, as opposed to a non-bond movie. It's trying to turn the whole bond genre on it's head. Rather than bond trying to infiltrate the villains base you have the villain trying to infiltrate bond's base. The villain doesn't have a colorful henchman, bond does. etc.etc. M is a terrible bond girl, how can we admire the hero when the leading lady is contemptuous of him.

With TDKR the movie felt awesome when I watched it but the more I thought about it the more and more it started making less and less sense. The villain plot doesn't make sense, the villain motivation doesn't make sense, batman repeated makes choices completely and totally at odds with the character as he has developed over time. Like all Nolan movies, each scene is cool, but the thread connecting them is idiotic. Memento and Inception managed to get away with this since they don't need a clear connecting thread between the scenes.

Skyfall, stars off as a Bond movie, with all it's genre tropes and conventions. Half way through it veers off an tries to be a Bourne movie and tries to destroy the tropes and conventions. TDKR got away with it in theater since I did keep the same emotional tone throughout the movie, Skyfall didn't.

I didn't like Skyfall either.
First Maxim - "There are only two amounts, too few and enough."
First Corollary - "You cannot have too many soldiers, only too few supplies."
Second Maxim - "Be willing to exchange a bad idea for a good one."
Second Corollary - "You can only be wrong or agree with me."

A terrorist which starts a slaughter quoting Locke, Burke and Mill has completely missed the point.
The fact remains that the only person or group to applaud the Norway massacre are random Islamists.

celedhring

#16091
The Dark Knight Rises has way, way too many plot holes and a nonsensical villain plan to boot (and not good nonsensical as in The Joker). And somehow, manages to do a pretty poor job of developing the supporting characters despite being almost 3 hours long.[spoiler] My favorite moment to describe this is how Wayne meets Talia Al'Gul under the rain, cut to them both fucking: we have to assume and believe he's deeply in love with her for the remaining of the film. Same with Catwoman, she betrays and unbetrays Wayne without having a compelling reason for all these changes of opinion besides some half arsed speech[/spoiler]

I enjoyed it, mind, but after the greatness of Dark Knight I think Nolan tried to be too ambitious and let the moral pathos he designed for the movies take over the reality of the world and the people that inhabit them, turning characters into robots to fit that vision, belieavility be damned.

Josephus

Ep.3 of True Detective. Keeps getting better. And we see woody's wife's boobs

Also saw Prometheus a second time. Not sure why.
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The Brain

Dare? Bet? Sexual blackmail?
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

Viking

Quote from: celedhring on February 01, 2014, 09:21:38 AM(and not good nonsensical as in The Joker

+1 the thing that truly makes the joker the ultimate villain for comics and movies is that his plot's don't have to make sense. In fact if the Joker's plot didn't have a whole bunch of continuity errors, plot holes, non-sequiters and down right contradictions they'd be doing it wrong.
First Maxim - "There are only two amounts, too few and enough."
First Corollary - "You cannot have too many soldiers, only too few supplies."
Second Maxim - "Be willing to exchange a bad idea for a good one."
Second Corollary - "You can only be wrong or agree with me."

A terrorist which starts a slaughter quoting Locke, Burke and Mill has completely missed the point.
The fact remains that the only person or group to applaud the Norway massacre are random Islamists.