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Started by Eddie Teach, March 06, 2011, 09:29:27 AM

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The Brain

#16035
January 30, 2014, 03:11:00 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on January 30, 2014, 03:09:49 PM
Quote from: The Brain on January 30, 2014, 03:04:44 PM
What's the deal with Jason Statham movies?

Action on the cheap.

He's no Dolph. :(
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Liep

#16036
January 30, 2014, 03:11:40 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on January 30, 2014, 03:09:49 PM
Action on the cheap.

I tried googling that sentence. Disappointing.
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Duque de Bragança

#16037
January 30, 2014, 06:57:06 PM
Quote from: The Brain on January 30, 2014, 03:04:44 PM
What's the deal with Jason Statham movies?

He belongs to British Gangster movies, the ones with a barely understandable sociolectal/dialectal English, far from Queen's English.
Like Guy Ritchie.

CountDeMoney

#16038
January 30, 2014, 07:02:31 PM
Quote from: The Brain on January 30, 2014, 03:04:44 PM
What's the deal with Jason Statham movies?

They're all the same?

Admiral Yi

#16039
January 30, 2014, 07:21:51 PM
Naw.  Not every single Stratham movie is one in which he scowls while driving a car fast.  He was in that incredibly cheesy swords and sorcery movie with Ray Liotta too.

Eddie Teach

#16040
January 30, 2014, 07:47:51 PM
He was in the Expendables movies, though his presence was easy to forget.
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Viking

#16041
January 30, 2014, 07:49:41 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on January 30, 2014, 07:47:51 PM
He was in the Expendables movies, though his presence was easy to forget.

He was there to do the stunts and action that stalleone and schwartzenegger are  unable and willis can't be arsed to do.
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First Corollary - "You cannot have too many soldiers, only too few supplies."
Second Maxim - "Be willing to exchange a bad idea for a good one."
Second Corollary - "You can only be wrong or agree with me."

A terrorist which starts a slaughter quoting Locke, Burke and Mill has completely missed the point.
The fact remains that the only person or group to applaud the Norway massacre are random Islamists.

Eddie Teach

#16042
January 30, 2014, 07:51:44 PM
They have stunt doubles for that. Nowadays, computers too.
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celedhring

#16043
January 30, 2014, 08:01:32 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on January 30, 2014, 07:21:51 PM
Naw.  Not every single Stratham movie is one in which he scowls while driving a car fast.  He was in that incredibly cheesy swords and sorcery movie with Ray Liotta too.

The Dungeon Siege film? Indeed, that one was very bad.

Statham has been in some decent films besides the Guy Ritchie ones, though. The Bank Job is pretty good.

Admiral Yi

#16044
January 30, 2014, 08:07:44 PM
Quote from: celedhring on January 30, 2014, 08:01:32 PM
The Dungeon Siege film? Indeed, that one was very bad.

I can't remember the title.  The one with the bad rubber suits and Ray Liotta cackling in the clouds.

Ed Anger

#16045
January 30, 2014, 08:18:27 PM
Undead Burt Reynolds as King.
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Viking

#16046
January 30, 2014, 08:22:54 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on January 30, 2014, 07:51:44 PM
They have stunt doubles for that. Nowadays, computers too.

yes, but cgi septagenerians doing backflips and judo chops is just silly
First Maxim - "There are only two amounts, too few and enough."
First Corollary - "You cannot have too many soldiers, only too few supplies."
Second Maxim - "Be willing to exchange a bad idea for a good one."
Second Corollary - "You can only be wrong or agree with me."

A terrorist which starts a slaughter quoting Locke, Burke and Mill has completely missed the point.
The fact remains that the only person or group to applaud the Norway massacre are random Islamists.

CountDeMoney

#16047
January 30, 2014, 08:26:26 PM
Quote from: Viking on January 30, 2014, 08:22:54 PM
yes, but cgi septagenerians doing backflips and judo chops is just silly

All the Assburgers fell for it when it was Yoda.

crazy canuck

#16048
January 30, 2014, 09:31:53 PM
On the recommendation of my boys I started watching Sherlock.

I think the Languish crowd would really like it.

The Brain

#16049
January 30, 2014, 09:46:35 PM
No shit.
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