TV/Movies Megathread

[11B4V]

Off the top of my head, how about giant carnivorous plants, or house cats... that hunt in packs?

CdM just wet himself.

[Ideologue]

Off the top of my head, how about giant carnivorous plants, or house cats... that hunt in packs?

CdM just wet himself.

As we all should.  I can't think of much scarier than the day when cats that, finally, put aside their differences and distrust, and turn on us.

They're just waiting for that moment.  Well, that, and when we accidentally leave the door ajar.

[Josephus]

After Earth (2013)

Director: M. Night Shyamalan
Written by: Gary Whitta, M. Night Shyamalan, Will Smith
With: Will Smith (Cypher Raige--no, really), Jaden Smith (Kitai Raige), Gwaihir the Windlord (himself)

Welcome to the Wicker Future.  Take a knee.


etc.

You need an editor, dude. Seemed like an interesting review, but who's got time to read all that. I can see the movie in less time.

[Razgovory]

Off the top of my head, how about giant carnivorous plants, or house cats... that hunt in packs?

CdM just wet himself.

As we all should.  I can't think of much scarier than the day when cats that, finally, put aside their differences and distrust, and turn on us.

They're just waiting for that moment.  Well, that, and when we accidentally leave the door ajar.

I have already forged an alliance of Man and Cat.  My three cats stand ready to nap at my command.

[11B4V]

Off the top of my head, how about giant carnivorous plants, or house cats... that hunt in packs?

CdM just wet himself.

As we all should.  I can't think of much scarier than the day when cats that, finally, put aside their differences and distrust, and turn on us.

They're just waiting for that moment.  Well, that, and when we accidentally leave the door ajar.

Arm yourself with a laser pointer and a hammer you'll be fine.

[CountDeMoney]

Off the top of my head, how about giant carnivorous plants, or house cats... that hunt in packs?

CdM just wet himself.

That would be truly awesome.

Arm yourself with a laser pointer and a hammer you'll be fine.

I wear the shit out of the cats at the shelter with the laser pointer, they go ape during yard time.
Except for one-eyed Ra, her depth perception ain't so good.  Won't be playing center field anytime soon.

[Ideologue]

After Earth (2013)

Director: M. Night Shyamalan
Written by: Gary Whitta, M. Night Shyamalan, Will Smith
With: Will Smith (Cypher Raige--no, really), Jaden Smith (Kitai Raige), Gwaihir the Windlord (himself)

Welcome to the Wicker Future.  Take a knee.


etc.

You need an editor, dude. Seemed like an interesting review, but who's got time to read all that. I can see the movie in less time.

I got a version I cut to 965 words.  It's not better, just shorter.  (JUST LIKE AFTER EARTH LOL.  Well, no, it's still better on the merits in comparison to Airbender, Happening, Signs).

[CountDeMoney]

My God, Red Tails is so bad, you know it before the title marquee comes on.  EVIL KRAUT WITH A SCAR? CHECK!

But the true shame is that the memory and sacrifice of these pioneers of combat aviation will be remembered with this atrocious piece of shit.

[11B4V]

My God, Red Tails is so bad, you know it before the title marquee comes on.  EVIL KRAUT WITH A SCAR? CHECK!

But the true shame is that the memory and sacrifice of these pioneers of combat aviation will be remembered with this atrocious piece of shit.

Kind of shocking they couldnt do better on that one.

[Ideologue]

My God, Red Tails is so bad, you know it before the title marquee comes on.  EVIL KRAUT WITH A SCAR? CHECK!

But the true shame is that the memory and sacrifice of these pioneers of combat aviation will be remembered with this atrocious piece of shit.

I remember kinda liking the Tuskegee airmen TV movie with Laurence Fishburne.

[CountDeMoney]

Kind of shocking they couldnt do better on that one.

It's like they didn't even try.

[Ed Anger]

Red Tails causes anal leakage and genital warts.

[Phillip V]

Rewatched the courtship scenes in Godfather where Michael Corleone eventually marries Apollonia. Looking up the actress, she was only age 16 during filming. Impressive.

[Eddie Teach]

I can't wait to debut my young adult novel sensation as well, Hot Wheels Tracks. 

It will be the powerful chronicles of a young girl's first awakenings of her womanhood, torn between two suitors who vie for her heart--a humble yet exotic foreigner with nothing to offer but organically grown beets, counterfeit copies of Microsoft Office 2010 and his unselfish love; the other, a wealthy Ohioan landowner: married, mysterious and magnetic...with a terrible Dutch Oven secret that may be the undoing of them all.

I would watch this.

[Neil]

or that Star Trek: Undiscovered Country is a Star Trek film.

Woah.  Woah.  Hold up there a minute there.  Let's not overstep our bounds here.