TV/Movies Megathread

[Ed Anger]

I know what I'd do with a time machine. TIMEFUCKERS!

[Malthus]

So movies have finally caught up with other sci-fi sillyness in copying 80s "Japan will conquer all!!!1" stuff onto China?
Boy will they look silly a decade or two down the line...

In the West, there are always good Asians and bad Asians - one being the Chinese, and the ithe the Japanese.

Every generation or so, which ones are "good" and which are "bad" switch. 

[CountDeMoney]

I know what I'd do with a time machine. TIMEFUCKERS!

Goddamned right.

"Who are you?"
"Oh you don't know me, Miss Monroe.  Don't scream.  That will only make things difficult."

[Barrister]

I know what I'd do with a time machine. TIMEFUCKERS!

Goddamned right.

"Who are you?"
"Oh you don't know me, Miss Monroe.  Don't scream.  That will only make things difficult."

[Malthus]

Great. In the hands of Languishites, Looper becomes a rape porno. 

[Tonitrus]

BB, that's probaby NSFW. 

[dps]

In the West, there are always good Asians and bad Asians - one being the Chinese, and the ithe the Japanese.

Every generation or so, which ones are "good" and which are "bad" switch. 

That's generally true, but not always--sometimes they've just been lumped together as "The Yellow Peril".

[Barrister]

BB, that's probaby NSFW. 

Bah - there are no naughty bits showing.

[CountDeMoney]

Great. In the hands of Languishites, Looper becomes a rape porno. 

Not just any rape porno.  Famous Hollywood starlet ass rape porno.  IF YOU RAPE DAT ASS DO IT WIFF CLASS

[Grey Fox]

I think its a fun idea until you realise that no one is shaved down there. :puke:

[CountDeMoney]

I think its a fun idea until you realise that no one is shaved down there. :puke:

You seem to be under the impression that I would be in a hurry with such things.  That would be a miscalculation.

[Kleves]

I saw it - I had trouble getting over the premise.

[spoiler]That the mob had something cool like time travel and used it ... to dispose of dead bodies.

That's a good point. Additionally [spoiler]if the mob can use time travel, why not governments or corporations? You'd think they would be able to think of some things they would like to change.[/spoiler] In the end, however, any time travel movie is going to have stupid bits that you have to ignore to enjoy it.

[Ed Anger]

SPACE MOOSE!

There is a movie I would see.

[Ed Anger]

I think its a fun idea until you realise that no one is shaved down there. :puke:

You seem to be under the impression that I would be in a hurry with such things.  That would be a miscalculation.

Seedy: Yes, Mary Todd Lincoln, you will shave your pubic area. Oh yes.

[viper37]

Just for laugh XXX - The nasty show 2012.

Just for laugh is a popular comedy show in Montreal every year.  It is the english version of the more popular Juste pour rire.  Hosted by Bob Saget this year, this is supposed to be the funniest of the funniest humor shows, where everyone let loose and no censorship applies.  So you got a bunch of people saying "fuck", "piss", "shit" repeatdly while saying it's no longuer taboo, only "cunt" is now taboo, so they proceed for about 1.5hrs to repeat the word "cunt" everytime they can plug it, to the general laughter of the public.  Apparently, this is modern anglo-saxon humor, where dirty jokes and dirty words are judged so offensive that just saying them in any sentence is funny.

This is the cultural divide, I guess.  This warranted a special edition, at midnight, for adults only and aired on The Movie Network.  The regular stuff presented for everyone in French is about as crude as that, even worst sometimes.  It felt like a Seth Rogen movie, quite boring.

Anyway, Mike Ward was über funny, as he usually is in French.  I tried to find his english show online, but I couldn't find anything else than his french capsules.