TV/Movies Megathread

[Ideologue]

Back-to-back animal lovers' funfest on ABC Family: Bambi and The Lion King.
Aladdin on at 7pm.  Jasmine's my fave Disney whack-off material.  Yummy.

Yeah, she's pretty great.  Preferred Ariel, but that's because she also makes poor life decisions and has more severe father issues.  Also, she was naked in her movie.

I'd take Tinkerbell over Jasmine.

Yeah, I'm sure a handjob from a four inch woman is going to be real fun.

[Viking]

I'd take Tinkerbell over Jasmine.

Yeah, I'm sure a handjob from a four inch woman is going to be real fun.

Yes, but she'd have the tightest possible... eh.. oh whatever...

[Sheilbh]

Sister Helen.  Documentary about an elderly nun who runs a half-way house in the Bronx.  Well done film.  The woman's incredible and what I imagine CdM in a habit would be like.

[Eddie Teach]

Gnomeo & Juliet. 'Twas cute.

[CountDeMoney]

Looks like Shane and Rick had their talk.  With their fists.  Obviously the conversation's not over.
Andrea's a useless bitch.  Even in the post-apocalyptic word, lawyers are fucking useless.

Rick's right, though;  gotta start thinking about winter.  Dry goods, warm gear, ammo.  Sounds like a road trip to Cabela's!  Thing is, practically everything's already looted.  Zombie apocalypses could be more fun, if it wasn't for everybody else.

[CountDeMoney]

I hope you assholes are keeping up with East Bound & Down.  Some funny ass writing in that series.

This week, you get a glimpse of Lettow's world.

[Tonitrus]

That kid liked knifing zombie skulls a little too much...methinks he is damaged goods.  Unless somehow the redneck straightens him out next week.

[Tonitrus]

Oh, and no Cabela's in Georgia, they'll have to settle for Bass Pro. 

[CountDeMoney]

That kid liked knifing zombie skulls a little too much...methinks he is damaged goods.  Unless somehow the redneck straightens him out next week.

Yeah, I wouldn't bring him along, either.  Should've left him impaled on the fence for bait.
Fucking teenagers.

[CountDeMoney]

Oh, and no Cabela's in Georgia, they'll have to settle for Bass Pro. 

Not even an REI?

[Tonitrus]

Oh, and no Cabela's in Georgia, they'll have to settle for Bass Pro. 

Not even an REI?

There probably is, and I like REI and all, but they don't carry weaponry.

[CountDeMoney]

Oh, and no Cabela's in Georgia, they'll have to settle for Bass Pro. 

Not even an REI?

There probably is, and I like REI and all, but they don't carry weaponry.

No, but if it's a hell of a place to start if you're going to klondike your way out of the Zombiepocalypse. 

Speaking of which, Rick raised an important issue:  how does winter cold affect the walkers?  I dunno, but if it does, I sure as shit wouldn't stay in Georgia for the winter.   Michigan, Montana...hell, haul ass with a deuce and a half of gear for Yellowstone.  Or an island off Michigan.  Or Nantucket, kick it back at Tommy Hilfiger's compound.  Somewhere isolated.  Georgia's too open.

[Tonitrus]

Yeah, an island would be best.  Zombie don't surf.

[katmai]

Yeah, an island would be best.  Zombie don't surf.

Uh depends on the world of zombie fiction

[Tonitrus]

Yeah, an island would be best.  Zombie don't surf.

Uh depends on the world of zombie fiction

Well yeah, like all fantasy plot devices, you can't rule anything out or try and formulate logical conclusions.