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Started by Eddie Teach, March 06, 2011, 09:29:27 AM

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FunkMonk

Watched an episode of An Idiot Abroad, the one where they send him to Thailand and Australia to swim with dolphins.

"We're sending you to King Cobra Village."
"What? How many are there? Nevermind, I mean, it's a snake village. I don't understand why they let them take over."

:lol:
Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV.

CountDeMoney

Quote from: mongers on February 25, 2012, 08:13:36 PM
Trying out a netflix subscription, not a lot on it, but then again I rarely watch films so at least this has encouraged me to see some, sofar I've watched:

Shit
Shit
Shit
Shit
MOOR SHIT

Dude, don't do yourself any favors or anything.

Ideologue

Kinemalogue
Current reviews: The 'Burbs (9/10); Gremlins 2: The New Batch (9/10); John Wick: Chapter 2 (9/10); A Cure For Wellness (4/10)

CountDeMoney

Quote from: mongers on February 25, 2012, 11:39:32 PM
Actually it wasn't as bad as it sounds, it was a fair bit funnier than those Harold and Kunnar films.  :hmm:

You fucking Brits and your cultural fucking snobbery.  H & K Escape from Guantanamo Bay was a multi-layered work of fucking art on so many levels.

CountDeMoney

Morning Glory. Overzealous producer tries to bring a dead morning show back to life amidst egos and fatalism.  Quaint 2-hour fluff burner.

Harrison Ford can save anything, even in his sleep.

Ideologue

Quote from: mongers on February 25, 2012, 11:39:32 PM
OK, I may be this wrong; why did I just watch a film entitled 'Cougar Club' ? 

Yeah, I watched some porn earlier today too, but didn't feel it was noteworthy.
Kinemalogue
Current reviews: The 'Burbs (9/10); Gremlins 2: The New Batch (9/10); John Wick: Chapter 2 (9/10); A Cure For Wellness (4/10)

Eddie Teach

Quote from: CountDeMoney on February 26, 2012, 02:54:41 AM
Morning Glory. Overzealous producer tries to bring a dead morning show back to life amidst egos and fatalism.  Quaint 2-hour fluff burner.

Harrison Ford can save anything, even in his sleep.

Rachel McAdams :wub:
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

CountDeMoney

Quote from: Peter Wiggin on February 26, 2012, 08:38:48 AM
Rachel McAdams :wub:

She did have the cutest little ass in the panties scene.

Sheilbh

Quote from: CountDeMoney on February 26, 2012, 02:53:15 AM
Quote from: mongers on February 25, 2012, 11:39:32 PM
Actually it wasn't as bad as it sounds, it was a fair bit funnier than those Harold and Kunnar films.  :hmm:

You fucking Brits and your cultural fucking snobbery.  H & K Escape from Guantanamo Bay was a multi-layered work of fucking art on so many levels.
I love all the Harold and Kumar films  :glare:
Let's bomb Russia!

CountDeMoney

Quote from: Sheilbh on February 26, 2012, 10:12:38 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on February 26, 2012, 02:53:15 AM
Quote from: mongers on February 25, 2012, 11:39:32 PM
Actually it wasn't as bad as it sounds, it was a fair bit funnier than those Harold and Kunnar films.  :hmm:

You fucking Brits and your cultural fucking snobbery.  H & K Escape from Guantanamo Bay was a multi-layered work of fucking art on so many levels.
I love all the Harold and Kumar films  :glare:

Then do me a favor and go find Mongers, and beat him with his bicycle bell.  You're closer than I am.

CountDeMoney

Back-to-back animal lovers' funfest on ABC Family: Bambi and The Lion King.
Aladdin on at 7pm.  Jasmine's my fave Disney whack-off material.  Yummy.

Admiral Yi

I'd take Tinkerbell over Jasmine.

sbr


Ideologue

Quote from: CountDeMoney on February 26, 2012, 04:07:10 PM
Back-to-back animal lovers' funfest on ABC Family: Bambi and The Lion King.
Aladdin on at 7pm.  Jasmine's my fave Disney whack-off material.  Yummy.

Yeah, she's pretty great.  Preferred Ariel, but that's because she also makes poor life decisions and has more severe father issues.  Also, she was naked in her movie.

Quote from: Admiral YiI'd take Tinkerbell over Jasmine.

Yeah, I'm sure a handjob from a four inch woman is going to be real fun.
Kinemalogue
Current reviews: The 'Burbs (9/10); Gremlins 2: The New Batch (9/10); John Wick: Chapter 2 (9/10); A Cure For Wellness (4/10)

Viking

Quote from: Ideologue on February 26, 2012, 09:23:56 PM
Quote from: Admiral YiI'd take Tinkerbell over Jasmine.

Yeah, I'm sure a handjob from a four inch woman is going to be real fun.

Yes, but she'd have the tightest possible... eh.. oh whatever...
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