TV/Movies Megathread

[Razgovory]

Skyline sucked.  Aliens invade LA to steal brains?  Not the first place I would look.

[Ed Anger]

They did a great job casting Wallace though.  A goofy looking mug, but at the same time you could see why Ed had an unquenchable boner for her.

Who now, what?

[Barrister]

They did a great job casting Wallace though.  A goofy looking mug, but at the same time you could see why Ed had an unquenchable boner for her.

Who now, what?

Not you, Edward VIII.

[Ed Anger]

 

[Gups]

I'm more interested in how one goes about quenching one's boner. Cold shower? Golden shower?

[Drakken]

They did a great job casting Wallace though.  A goofy looking mug, but at the same time you could see why Ed had an unquenchable boner for her.

You mean Wallis, of course. Reading you I was about to reply that yes, Patrick McGoohan was very well casted as Ed (III) against Wallace.

Meh, I'd have still tapped her. She was in no way unattractive. But then again, a lot of men did agree with that, including Nazis.

[CountDeMoney]

I understand she introduced rimming to Buckingham.  Ergo: ABDICATION

[Admiral Yi]

Fug Lee.

[Ideologue]

Fug Lee.

You are an expert in nonsense.

[Admiral Yi]

You are an expert in nonsense.

Are you disagreeing with the assessment or indicating unfamiliarity with the Lee sisters?

[Ideologue]

You are an expert in nonsense.

Are you disagreeing with the assessment or indicating unfamiliarity with the Lee sisters?

You just made my head asplode.

[Kleves]

Chuck Norris wants to make the Expendables 2 "a family film." Presumably it will still be filled with mercenaries, violence, murder, etc., but there will not be fewer swears. 

Rather than following suit with the original film's R-rated rough-and-tumble mayhem, Simon West's upcoming sequel to The Expendables will be aiming for a PG-13 rating instead.

Why, you may ask? /Film provides the scoop. According to Chuck Norris, as per one of his conditions to signing on for the film, The Expendables 2 would be cleaning up its language for a more accessible rating.

Said the former Texas Ranger, "With The Expendables 2, you have a lot of hard language in there that means that means that young people won't be able to see it. I said, I don't do movies like that. I didn't do them in the past, I didn't do them on my TV series. I said, you have to cut out all the language, hardcore language or I can't do it. So they did, and Expendables is now a PG-13 film so kids can see it."

Mind you, this was just a rumor until earlier today when Ain't It Cool News confirmed Norris's claims in a recent interview with producer-star Sylvester Stallone:

"The PG-13 rumor is true, but before your readers pass judgement, trust me when I say this film is LARGE in every way and delivers on every level. This movie touches on many emotions which we want to share with the broadest audience possible, BUT, fear not, this Barbeque of Grand scale Ass Bashing will not leave anyone hungry."

[11B4V]

Kindergarden Cop always a good watch.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OaTO8_KNcuo&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ESIV6KBVDE&feature=related

[Josquius]

Always: Sunset on Third Street- Japanese nostalgia piece set in 1950s Tokyo. A lot of the manufactured sappyness that is typical of the genre but nonetheless a thoroughly enjoyable and fun film.

[viper37]

Bridesmaids. 

That was totally boring.