Everyday Adventures

[Eddie Teach]

Maybe he meant curly haired fat dudes.

[The Brain]

Today I felt a bit tired.

[DGuller]

Today I felt a bit tired.

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[The Brain]

Today I felt a bit tired.

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Work yesterday evening and a bit today and probable cold coming on.

[Barrister]

I'm an admitted train napper.  It's 20 minutes or so of peace and quiet in an otherwise busy day.

But it's not without risk - twice over the years I've missed my stop because I was sleeping.  Once it caused me to be 30 minutes late.  Which also means that sense of worry prevents you from really sleeping.

But today I finally hit on the solution - set an alarm!  So with my alarm set for 8:12 I was free to nap without worry.  And when my phone buzzing away woke me from my slumber I was 2 stops away from where I get off.   

[The Brain]

I've been commuting napping with alarm set for some time now and it's awesome.

Except when there are delays and you have no fucking clue when you will actually get there.

[The Brain]

Today in the supermarket some guy was speaking loudly and at length in a totally demonic kind of voice, like he was possessed or something. I couldn't make out words, I'm not sure there were any, but I suppose it might have been Aramaic. I kept browsing some aisles away a few extra minutes so he would finish whatever the hell he was doing and leave the store.

It baffles me that it apparently is controversial for a politician today to be for exorcism in cases of actual possession by Satan.

[The Brain]

Today my cock fell asleep when I was sitting in front of the computer. I had to wake it up.

[Capetan Mihali]

I hate to compliment myself gratuitously, but I really know how to pilaf some rice.  Even if it's for breakfast.

[Caliga]

A fabulous barista made me an iced hazelnut latte at Starbucks tonight and put a smiley face after my name on the cup.  My working theory is that he wants my cock.

[Tonitrus]

A fabulous barista made me an iced hazelnut latte at Starbucks tonight and put a smiley face after my name on the cup.  My working theory is that he wants my cock.

How often do you use that working theory?

[Eddie Teach]

Counter theory- he put the smiley face on the cup because Cal reminds him of a small child.

[Brazen]

Since the clocks went forward Postman's Park is open mornings and evenings. I go five minutes out of my way on my walk to and from the train station to see a little urban beauty on my commute. This morning there was a particularly bold squirrel on the path. Then I realised a woman was feeding it peanuts. It made even Londoners smile at each other.

[The Brain]

Today I got a haircut.

[Capetan Mihali]

Today I got a haircut.

So did I.