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Started by The Brain, April 18, 2010, 03:22:25 PM

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The Brain

#360
May 10, 2013, 04:52:46 PM
I had a bottle of wine. I now have gas.
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

The Brain

#361
May 18, 2013, 11:26:35 AM
Today I saw two drunk cripples in wheelchairs chatting retardedly. I called them Ed & MB.
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

Admiral Yi

#362
May 18, 2013, 11:33:54 AM
I heard there was a car wash going at the supermarket so I sped on over  :w00t:

Turned out to be the softball team.  <_<

Ed Anger

#363
May 18, 2013, 03:14:10 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on May 18, 2013, 11:33:54 AM
I heard there was a car wash going at the supermarket so I sped on over  :w00t:

Turned out to be the softball team.  <_<

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The Brain

#364
June 07, 2013, 12:51:59 PM
I had my hair cut today. Then I bought clothes. NB I already possessed some clothes.
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

Syt

#365
June 07, 2013, 12:58:54 PM
There was a couple in their 40s dressed in Swedish football jerseys on the subway tonight. The got off at the stop "Schwedenplatz".
I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein's brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.
—Stephen Jay Gould

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The Brain

#366
June 14, 2013, 01:10:51 PM
Today lightning struck approx. 50 yds from me.
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

fhdz

#367
June 14, 2013, 01:27:50 PM
Quote from: The Brain on June 14, 2013, 01:10:51 PM
Today lightning struck approx. 50 yds from me.

God's getting sloppy.
and the horse you rode in on

DGuller

#368
June 14, 2013, 02:25:16 PM
 :XD:

The Brain

#369
June 14, 2013, 02:49:48 PM
Har har. I was standing approx. 50 yds from an actuary.
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

The Brain

#370
June 16, 2013, 04:07:29 AM
I had coffee this morning. It was from the night before but no biggie.
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

katmai

#371
June 16, 2013, 07:16:59 AM
Wurst blog ever.
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son

Liep

#372
June 16, 2013, 07:21:47 AM
Quote from: katmai on June 16, 2013, 07:16:59 AM
Wurst blog ever.

Yet, more informative than most blogs.
"Af alle latterlige Ting forekommer det mig at være det allerlatterligste at have travlt" - Kierkegaard

"JamenajmenømahrmDÆ!DÆ! Æhvnårvaæhvadlelæh! Hvor er det crazy, det her, mand!" - Uffe Elbæk

katmai

#373
June 16, 2013, 07:23:01 AM
STFU Liep. You never introduced me to your sister. You are dead to me!
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son

CountDeMoney

#374
June 16, 2013, 07:43:41 AM
What, Liep dissed you with his sister?  What a fag.
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