Everyday Adventures

[The Brain]

I made somewhat loose stool today. But the initial plug was very firm, almost hard.

[The Brain]

Today I saw a bull moose.

[mongers]

Today I saw a bull moose.

[The Brain]

Today I saw a Jew.

[DGuller]

Today I saw a Jew.

What did you do to him?

[The Brain]

Today I saw a Jew.

What did you do to him?

Nothing. I reported him to the authorities.

[The Brain]

Today I was alone in a waiting room with two HOTT ~20 y/o chick twins. Tall, blonde, looked like models.

Life is almost like a porno.

[Syt]

In the subway this morning I found a ballpen imprinted with the name and phone number of "The Manse Residential Home", a care home in Cornwall according to the internet:

The Manse
15 Cargoll Road, St Newlyn East, Newquay TR8 5LB


Owner: Harris Care Ltd

Person in charge: Mrs P Jewell

Local Authority / Social Services: Cornwall Council (click for contact details)

Type of Service: Care Home only (Residential Care) - Privately Owned , 23 residents

Registered Care Categories*: Dementia • Old Age

Specialist Care Categories: Alzheimer's

Single Rooms: 19

Shared Rooms: 2

Rooms with ensuite WC: 21

Facilities & Services: Day Care • Respite Care • Own GP if required • Own Furniture if required • Pets by arrangement • Smoking not permitted • Close to Local shops • Near Public Transport • Minibus or other transport • Stairlift • Wheelchair access • Gardens for residents • Phone Point in own room/Mobile • Television point in own room

[Barrister]

Last nights "everyday adventure" was being woken at 2am by my wife telling me that our 8" Christmas tree had fallen over, then spending the next hour anda half wrestling with it to get it back up.  So very, very, tired.

[ulmont]

Last nights "everyday adventure" was being woken at 2am by my wife telling me that our 8" Christmas tree had fallen over, then spending the next hour anda half wrestling with it to get it back up.  So very, very, tired.

That's pretty lame, Barrister.  An 8" Christmas tree should take about a minute to get back up.  An 8' Christmas tree, on the other hand, might be a pain in the ass.

[DGuller]

Last nights "everyday adventure" was being woken at 2am by my wife telling me that our 8" Christmas tree had fallen over, then spending the next hour anda half wrestling with it to get it back up.  So very, very, tired.

Really, eight inches?  Are you sure that wasn't part of the dream?

[Grey Fox]

Small Tree is small. The real question is why did it take BB 1h30 to glue it down.

[The Brain]

Today I put on my white robe and conical hat.

[Caliga]

Last nights "everyday adventure" was being woken at 2am by my wife telling me that our 8" Christmas tree had fallen over, then spending the next hour anda half wrestling with it to get it back up.  So very, very, tired.

[Syt]

Yesterday on the way to work I sat in the subway across from a very good looking girl. She had a transparent book bag in which she had two textbooks about International Law, a textbook about Contractul Law and a Scrooge McDuck pencil case.