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Started by The Brain, April 18, 2010, 03:22:25 PM

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The Brain

Today I went to the world's biggest IKEA store. I almost never go to IKEA. I bought a NISSE, and sixpacks of SVALKA, GODIS and MJÖD. It came to SEK 261. I was reminded why I buy my furniture at mid-range stores: IKEA stuff is so incredibly cheap looking.

The filthy rich Nazi was nowhere to be seen.

Speaking of Nazis a week ago I bought a new jacket. A Boss. I like it. It was not IKEA cheap.

My local Thai was a bit bland today. It's usually much better. Not the usual guy in the kitchen today.
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

Ed Anger

QuoteI bought a NISSE, and sixpacks of SVALKA, GODIS and MJÖD. It came to SEK 261.

:lol:

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Josquius

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Monoriu

Half of my furniture is IKEA.  The rest is custom-built.  I have to say, the IKEA half looks and lasts better. 

Barrister

Quote from: crazy canuckBB's treatment is consistent with one who defends positions taken by the conservative wing of the Conservatives.

Threviel

Quote from: Tyr on April 18, 2010, 03:27:06 PM
Jätte bra!

Young kids and their fucking writing styles today. You are not speaking english, do not write one word as two. Jättebra?

Camerus

Quote from: Threviel on April 18, 2010, 11:40:24 PM
Quote from: Tyr on April 18, 2010, 03:27:06 PM
Jätte bra!

Young kids and their fucking writing styles today. You are not speaking english, do not write one word as two. Jättebra?

Hans modersmål är engelska.   :smarty:

Grey Fox

Ikea, without it all my furniture would be even more cheap from even more cheap Chinese sweatshop bought from Wal-Mart or Canadian Tire.
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Brazen

Quote from: The Brain on April 18, 2010, 03:22:25 PM
Today I went to the world's biggest IKEA store.
:wub: That's practically a pilgrimage. I've been in IKEAs in the UK, France and Hong Kong, but never Sweden, ironically.

Pedrito

Quote from: The Brain on April 18, 2010, 03:22:25 PM
SVALKA,

White, Red, Bubbles or Schnaps?

I owned 4 or 5 NISSEs, too  :hug:

L.
b / h = h / b+h


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Syt

If we want to prevent catastrophic economic and societal change we will have to radically change our climate system.

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merithyn

Will someone please translate what those things are? :unsure:
Yesterday, upon the stair,
I met a man who wasn't there
He wasn't there again today
I wish, I wish he'd go away...

Pedrito

Quote from: merithyn on April 19, 2010, 09:02:29 AM
Will someone please translate what those things are? :unsure:

Foldable chairs, glasses

L.
b / h = h / b+h


27 Zoupa Points, redeemable at the nearest liquor store! :woot:

Josquius

Quote from: Syt on April 19, 2010, 08:59:56 AM
Was there a sale?

Slut always makes me giggle. Never seen it combined with spurt though, heh. Always good when you see slut rea on women's clothing stores.
Also good is utfart.
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The Brain

Quote from: Pedrito on April 19, 2010, 08:28:49 AM
Quote from: The Brain on April 18, 2010, 03:22:25 PM
SVALKA,

White, Red, Bubbles or Schnaps?

I owned 4 or 5 NISSEs, too  :hug:

L.

White.

Somewhere on Languish there is a pic where you can see part of my NISSE. :ph34r:
Women want me. Men want to be with me.