Ed reviews.....

[Martim Silva]

Heh, I think I saw a Pirate Vs. Medieval Knight episode of those duys once. Too friggin' nerdy. 

I want one with Siegebreaker vs. Roman Legionnaire. 

I don't think I want to be part of your club. After all you're the dude that thinks Cajun food is shunned here because of its french-ness.

You'll love it. As you'll see how your banksters rob you blind, you'll get angrier and angrier, until all you see in front of you is red.

You'll be known as Ed the Red.

[Malthus]

Heh, I think I saw a Pirate Vs. Medieval Knight episode of those duys once. Too friggin' nerdy. 

I want one with Siegebreaker vs. Roman Legionnaire. 

Let's see if Caliga can fit into his Legionanaire outfit after living down the road awile from the world's best barebeque-serving gas station ... 

Personally, I'm betting on Siegy. Unless Caliga can distract him with Miley Cyrus pics long enough to get a fatal pilum shot in.

[Ed Anger]

I obtained a bag of "retro" Doritos Taco flavor chips. Instead of the shitty new chips they have been selling, this bag promised me the flavor of the old days when I was lad. The flavor of the 70's.



After consuming a few chips, my mind was awash in memories of the 70's. The zenith TV in the wood cabinet. The 3 TV channels. No remote control. Jimmy Carter. Bo Derek's bush. DARTH VADER.

I about creamed my pants.

Next food review: The Chef Boyardee Pizza Kit.

[Caliga]

I'm gonna make Princesca get me a bag of those when she goes shopping next.

[Ed Anger]

I'm gonna make Princesca get me a bag of those when she goes shopping next.

Wally World was awash in the those bags.

[CountDeMoney]

Next food review: The Chef Boyardee Pizza Kit.

They sucked so hard.
We'd have Pizza Night Fridays, and you could tell the economy was shitty when we weren't ordering from Lombardi's, but making Chef B kits.  Bleech.

We solved that with English Muffins pizzas.

[Martinus]

Taliban vs. IRA.

HISTORY DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY!

[Ed Anger]

Next food review: The Chef Boyardee Pizza Kit.

They sucked so hard.
We'd have Pizza Night Fridays, and you could tell the economy was shitty when we weren't ordering from Lombardi's, but making Chef B kits.  Bleech.

We solved that with English Muffins pizzas.

I have to show my wife how we lived in the dark ages. The look on her face when I made Jiffy Pop was priceless.

[CountDeMoney]

I have to show my wife how we lived in the dark ages. The look on her face when I made Jiffy Pop was priceless.

I want a childbride too. 

[Tonitrus]

I have to show my wife how we lived in the dark ages. The look on her face when I made Jiffy Pop was priceless.

I want a childbride too. 

Just order a Ukrainian bride already.

[Ed Anger]

I have to show my wife how we lived in the dark ages. The look on her face when I made Jiffy Pop was priceless.

I want a childbride too. 

It is fantastic. Women our age ain't worth it.

[PDH]

I want a childbride too. 

It is fantastic. Women our age ain't worth it.

Amen

[CountDeMoney]

I have to show my wife how we lived in the dark ages. The look on her face when I made Jiffy Pop was priceless.

I want a childbride too. 

It is fantastic. Women our age ain't worth it.

There's this 27 year old little buxom blondie at work that I ocassionally push up on, just for shits and giggles.  She likes to listen to 80s music on Pandora on her computer.
"I remember that; I was a freshman in high school."
"Oh my God, that was the year I was born!"

Sigh.

[PDH]

Fuck. Ask her out. Show her your record collection.

[Razgovory]

Fuck. Ask her out. Show her your record collection.

Couldn't hurt.  Well, unless you expect to keep working there.  Then it might hurt.