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Started by Caliga, April 16, 2010, 12:44:33 PM

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Caliga

April 16, 2010, 12:44:33 PM
GODDAMN IT, HOOTERS!

A work buddy and I went over there for lunch today and the hostess ( :perv: ) seated us.  So we got seated and there was a Hooters girl waiting on the table behind us who was basically the hottest one I've ever seen. :cool:  So I'm all "Sweet, lunch is going to kick ass today Rick."

Ok, so a few minutes later this other chick comes over and asks what we want to drink.  I turn around and.... FLAT AS A BOARD. :weep:  EVERY other girl at least had decent boobs if maybe they weren't so cute.  We got stuck with the one flattie in the place!

Alright, I realize it's generally illegal to discriminate on appearance, but can't Congress pass a law giving Hooters an exemption?  Come on, you know those guys go there or to strip clubs all the time themselves.  :)
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Ed Anger

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April 16, 2010, 12:51:12 PM
HAHA!
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Josephus

#2
April 16, 2010, 12:53:30 PM
You should, at least, ask for a discount.
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Caliga

#3
April 16, 2010, 01:01:19 PM
To me today's lunch would be like if you went to McDonald's and ordered a Big Mac, and you open the little carton and there's just a roll and lettuce in there... maybe a slice of cheese too.  Where's the beef, assholes?  :mad:
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Strix

#4
April 16, 2010, 01:02:09 PM
It could be worse. She could have been 8 months pregnant!
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Admiral Yi

#5
April 16, 2010, 01:02:26 PM
Next time slip the hostess a fin and ask for a waitress with a monster rack.

DisturbedPervert

#6
April 16, 2010, 01:06:03 PM
Quote from: Caliga on April 16, 2010, 12:44:33 PM
Alright, I realize it's generally illegal to discriminate on appearance, but can't Congress pass a law giving Hooters an exemption? 

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Ed Anger

#7
April 16, 2010, 01:11:00 PM
Quote from: Strix on April 16, 2010, 01:02:09 PM
It could be worse. She could have been 8 months pregnant!

Hot. Preggos make me wet.
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derspiess

#8
April 16, 2010, 01:16:13 PM
Never visited one where that was an issue.  But I will make note of this location.

They closed the one that had been closest to me.  Didn't even get to take Tommy there :(
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Habbaku

#9
April 16, 2010, 01:19:57 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on April 16, 2010, 01:11:00 PM
Hot. Preggos make me wet.

Might want to get her to the hospital.
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Faeelin

#10
April 16, 2010, 01:27:23 PM
Oddly, the Hooters in midtown Manhattan has really plan girls. I went there for a friend's birthday and was unimpressed. But I don't get the point of the place in general.

Barrister

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April 16, 2010, 01:29:18 PM
Quote from: Faeelin on April 16, 2010, 01:27:23 PM
Oddly, the Hooters in midtown Manhattan has really plan girls. I went there for a friend's birthday and was unimpressed. But I don't get the point of the place in general.

It's because you're gay.
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Caliga

#12
April 16, 2010, 01:55:33 PM
Quote from: derspiess on April 16, 2010, 01:16:13 PM
Never visited one where that was an issue.  But I will make note of this location.

They closed the one that had been closest to me.  Didn't even get to take Tommy there :(
It's in St. Matthews, Louisville, right across the street from... Norton's Womens' Healthcare Pavilion.  Not a joke.  :)
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Caliga

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April 16, 2010, 01:57:12 PM
Quote from: Barrister on April 16, 2010, 01:29:18 PM
It's because you're gay.
I took my Great Aunt to the Hooters in the Atlanta Underground and she never 'got it'.  She actually brought it up when I called her about visiting Atlanta last time... she asked if we wanted to go back to that 'fun place in the Underground with really good chicken'. :lol:
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Faeelin

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April 16, 2010, 02:40:04 PM Last Edit: April 16, 2010, 03:08:44 PM by Faeelin
Quote from: Barrister on April 16, 2010, 01:29:18 PM
Quote from: Faeelin on April 16, 2010, 01:27:23 PM
Oddly, the Hooters in midtown Manhattan has really plan girls. I went there for a friend's birthday and was unimpressed. But I don't get the point of the place in general.

It's because you're gay.

I mean, I went with a bunch of straight dudes. They weren't impressed with the girls either. And I found the wings bland :(
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