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Started by FunkMonk, March 10, 2009, 08:53:46 PM

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Octavian

Back to the future 1

Still great!
If you let someone handcuff you, and put a rope around your neck, don't act all surprised if they hang you!

- Eyal Yanilov.

Forget about winning and losing; forget about pride and pain. Let your opponent graze your skin and you smash into his flesh; let him smash into your flesh and you fracture his bones; let him fracture your bones and you take his life. Do not be concerned with escaping safely - lay your life before him.

- Bruce Lee

Kleves

Inglorious Basterds was pretty damn good, and definitely Tarantino's best since Pulp Fiction.

I also saw Royal Flash, which was disappointingly bad. Malcolm McDowell is not Flashman. It's also not the same without Flashy's soliloquies.
My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.

BuddhaRhubarb

Ed Brubaker's Angel Of Death. Much better than it should be... all based on Zoe Bell's awesome kickassitude, and Bru's fun Noir-y, very comic booky script. totally cheesy and predictable, yet fun and satisfying if your expectations are appropriate.

7.123456789 villains who are only slightly less moral than the "heros" outta 10
:p

CountDeMoney

Watched Rambo last night, pleasantly surprised.  Not as cheesy as I thought it would be, and a relatively dignified end to what had become a cheesy franchise.

Eddie Teach

Army of Darkness- I can easily see why it's a camp classic
The Reader- Garbon's review is unfair. It's the character that's stupid, not the movie.
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

garbon

Quote from: Peter Wiggin on August 30, 2009, 02:45:54 PM
The Reader- Garbon's review is unfair. It's the character that's stupid, not the movie.

The movie focuses on the two leads...both leads act stupid characters.
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Neil

Quote from: CountDeMoney on August 30, 2009, 02:35:58 PM
Watched Rambo last night, pleasantly surprised.  Not as cheesy as I thought it would be, and a relatively dignified end to what had become a cheesy franchise.
We'll see if they can avoid fucking up Rambo V.  I really enjoyed Rambo IV.
I do not hate you, nor do I love you, but you are made out of atoms which I can use for something else.

Eddie Teach

Quote from: garbon on August 30, 2009, 02:48:06 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on August 30, 2009, 02:45:54 PM
The Reader- Garbon's review is unfair. It's the character that's stupid, not the movie.

The movie focuses on the two leads...both leads act stupid characters.

I don't think the guy is stupid but rather foolish.
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

jimmy olsen

It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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saskganesh

Elephant.

it's interesting and artistic and even elegant but has nothing to say. basically, stuff doesn't happen (all praise lengthy, quiet, sometimes boring tracking shots) and then ... stuff happens. the end.

what you get out of it is up to you. I'm not sure if it's really a movie. certainly it's a film. it's like a book that is filled with words, while being fiction, is not necessarily a novel. is it film poetry then? maybe, but it's a frustrating, perplexing, totally impressionistic artifact that's hard to be objective and talk about. again, ymmv.

would have been way cooler if the shootings happened at an art school. but that would have signalled a self-awareness that may have undermined the film's intent.

I did not hate the film. I am pretty sure I didn't "like" it. whatever it was that I was watching, it was interesting.

in closing, this is also probably either the best or worst film review I have ever written.
humans were created in their own image

BuddhaRhubarb

fairly accurate reading of Elephant. It's both empty and not empty.
:p

Alcibiades

Saw the time traveler's wife last night.

Was pretty good, not amazing and didn't manage to get me teary eyed.

7/10 though, wish I'd gotten the chance to read the book first, will still though.

Wait...  What would you know about masculinity, you fucking faggot?  - Overly Autistic Neil


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Eddie Teach

Quote from: BuddhaRhubarb on August 30, 2009, 09:59:38 PM
fairly accurate reading of Elephant. It's both empty and not empty.

We need a yin/yang smilie.
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

Duque de Bragança

Inglorious Bastards by Enzo G. Castellari

Hillarious Italian rip-off of Hollywood war movies such as the Dirty Dozen but much funnier than the original. Great role for the Hammer, Fred Williamson.
Lots of slow motion shots à la Sam Peckinpah, low-fi way. The dub was very good in a tongue and cheek way. Since it's italian, it's not like there is an original version anyways.  :lol:

Duque de Bragança

Quote from: Syt on August 29, 2009, 06:49:01 AM
Quote from: barkdreg on August 29, 2009, 06:16:27 AM
Doomsday.

Mad Max in Scotland. Add some knights and a fascist distopia. Great movie.

Love that movie. Totally silly, with gratuitous blood and gore. Bob Hoskins and Malcolm MacDowell were the icing on the cake.

Plagiarised a bit by the latest Bessonnerie called Banlieue 13 : Ultimatum. Avoid at all costs.