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Started by FunkMonk, March 10, 2009, 08:53:46 PM

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katmai

the Hangover-

If a fan of Road Trip or Old School you should check out the newest movie by same director Todd Phillips. A silly take on the bachelor party premise. Most of the story takes place the morning after three friends try to figure out what happened and where the heck they lost the groom.  With stolen police cars, Heather Grahams boobies and Mike Tyson showing he's still got it. A fun time

9 naked Chinese men locked in a car trunk out of 10.
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son

Josquius

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Quote from: jimmy olsen on June 06, 2009, 08:56:48 AM

How so? :yeahright:

Big, empty, bland ocean and occasional battles against a inferior, completly berift of style enemy for no-name jungle islands. Nary a tank to be seen and due to air power sea battles have completely lost their sheen (not that sea battles ever have been well done in movies even when they are at their best)
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BuddhaRhubarb

BBC version of Dracula, from the 70's: cleverly titled "Count Dracula". workmanlike re-telling of the classic tale. Jourdan is Wooden acting-tastic.  Bland forgettable addition to the Dracula mythos... adds almost nothing without being offensive or annoying. Easy film to have on as background while multi-tasking. The only real awesome part of this is Frank Finlay's oddly charming take on Van Helsing.

5.241 Dull as paint drying average looking Lady Vampires who claw at the air ineffectually a lot outta 10
:p

Eddie Teach

Quote from: sbr on June 06, 2009, 09:03:30 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on June 06, 2009, 05:38:38 PM
Rewatched Father of the Bride.  The daughter was the most insane hotty, yet I only saw her in one more flic, the one about the summer camp.  Did she turn into some kind of whale, like Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
Nope married country singer Brad Paisley and pumped out a kid earlier this year but still looks pretty good

http://www.chickipedia.com/kimberly-williams-paisley/photosgallery/

She was on the first season of Heroes. Had jedi mind control powers.
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

Admiral Yi

Watched part of Ninja Stripper Cheerleaders last night.  I think that was the title.

George Takei (!) owns a strip club and has trained three of his dancers in the ninja arts.  They go undercover as cheerleaders in order to....do something.  A lot of funny scenes, but the funniest was the one in which the undercover ninja strippers are cheerleading at a college basketball game.  They do their routines halfway on to the court while the players (10 random dudes in practice jerseys) sort of dribble around them.

The fight scenes are relatively well done (i.e. not laugh out loud bad) but the film is a little stingy with the boobs.  For example right after the ninja stripper cheerleaders beat up the five bad guys who showed up at the game, they head off to a stripping competition where they dance up a storm but never take off their clothes.  :(

On the plus side the ninja stripper cheerleaders are all pretty hott. :)

katmai

Quote from: Peter Wiggin on June 07, 2009, 02:40:47 PM
Quote from: sbr on June 06, 2009, 09:03:30 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on June 06, 2009, 05:38:38 PM
Rewatched Father of the Bride.  The daughter was the most insane hotty, yet I only saw her in one more flic, the one about the summer camp.  Did she turn into some kind of whale, like Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
Nope married country singer Brad Paisley and pumped out a kid earlier this year but still looks pretty good

http://www.chickipedia.com/kimberly-williams-paisley/photosgallery/

She was on the first season of Heroes. Had jedi mind control powers.

Uh no she wasn't.
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son

jimmy olsen

I loved Star Trek, but more people have seen it in theater than the Wrath of Khan? That ain't right.

http://www.boxofficemojo.com/news/?id=2594&p=.htm
QuoteAmong nationwide holdovers, Star Trek saw the smallest slide, down 33 percent to an estimated $8.4 million. Logging $222.8 million in 31 days, it flew past Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan to become the second-biggest movie of the Star Trek franchise adjusted for ticket price inflation, and it has set a course for the top spot currently held by the first movie, Star Trek: The Motion Picture.
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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The Larch

Quote from: jimmy olsen on June 08, 2009, 05:17:08 AM
I loved Star Trek, but more people have seen it in theater than the Wrath of Khan? That ain't right.

Why? The remake is a modern blockbuster style film, opening in thousands of cinemas in the era of the massive megaplexes. At its widest, early 80s films would only be shown simultaneously in little more than a thousand screens, consisting mainly on small halls.

Maladict

Has anyone seen Disgrace? Sounds like it might be good.

Cerr

Anything For Her (Pour Elle).
Very well done French thriller.

jimmy olsen

Quote from: The Larch on June 08, 2009, 06:17:44 AM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on June 08, 2009, 05:17:08 AM
I loved Star Trek, but more people have seen it in theater than the Wrath of Khan? That ain't right.

Why? The remake is a modern blockbuster style film, opening in thousands of cinemas in the era of the massive megaplexes. At its widest, early 80s films would only be shown simultaneously in little more than a thousand screens, consisting mainly on small halls.
I know all those things, I was simply making a reference to the difference of quality between the two movies.
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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Grey Fox

Quote from: jimmy olsen on June 08, 2009, 09:15:39 AM
Quote from: The Larch on June 08, 2009, 06:17:44 AM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on June 08, 2009, 05:17:08 AM
I loved Star Trek, but more people have seen it in theater than the Wrath of Khan? That ain't right.

Why? The remake is a modern blockbuster style film, opening in thousands of cinemas in the era of the massive megaplexes. At its widest, early 80s films would only be shown simultaneously in little more than a thousand screens, consisting mainly on small halls.
I know all those things, I was simply making a reference to the difference of quality between the two movies.

People know that Star Trek is a much better movie then Wrath of Khan.
Colonel Caliga is Awesome.

jimmy olsen

Quote from: Grey Fox on June 08, 2009, 09:38:41 AM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on June 08, 2009, 09:15:39 AM
Quote from: The Larch on June 08, 2009, 06:17:44 AM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on June 08, 2009, 05:17:08 AM
I loved Star Trek, but more people have seen it in theater than the Wrath of Khan? That ain't right.

Why? The remake is a modern blockbuster style film, opening in thousands of cinemas in the era of the massive megaplexes. At its widest, early 80s films would only be shown simultaneously in little more than a thousand screens, consisting mainly on small halls.
I know all those things, I was simply making a reference to the difference of quality between the two movies.

People know that Star Trek is a much better movie then Wrath of Khan.
:rolleyes: Don't be ridiculous. Ricardo Mountalban's Khan is one of the best villains of all time.
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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Grey Fox

One good Vilain doesn't make a great movie.
Colonel Caliga is Awesome.

Sheilbh

The Dark Knight.  Watching it again I'm ever more convinced that the heart of this film is Eckhart and Oldman :wub:
Let's bomb Russia!