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Started by FunkMonk, March 10, 2009, 08:53:46 PM

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Barrister

Oh, I menat to review:

Olds Dogs.

It receives a 5% Fresh rating on Rotten Tomatoes, and I can see why.  You don't go into a Disney family comedy expecting edgy material, but you think they could make it, you know, funny.  It wasn't remotely chuckle-worthy.  The pairing of 70s TV stars Robin Williams and John Travolta sounds interesting on paper, but goes absolutely nowhere.

Did I mention it wasn't funny?

3 incontinent dogs peeing on the carpet out of ten.
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Eddie Teach

Has Travolta ever done a good comedy?
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

ulmont


Eddie Teach

It was funny at times, but not a comedy.
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

katmai

Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son

FunkMonk

Quote from: Ed Anger on December 14, 2009, 10:34:09 AM
Who is this person who speaks to me as though I needed his advice?

*toss*

One of the best parts.  :)

Edward I was the best part about that movie, no doubt about it.
Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV.

Savonarola

Quote from: Peter Wiggin on December 16, 2009, 09:09:49 PM
Has Travolta ever done a good comedy?

Yes, "Battlefield Earth" was among the funniest movies I've ever seen.   :)
In Italy, for thirty years under the Borgias, they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, they had five hundred years of democracy and peace—and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock

Ed Anger

Quote from: FunkMonk on December 16, 2009, 10:00:56 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on December 14, 2009, 10:34:09 AM
Who is this person who speaks to me as though I needed his advice?

*toss*

One of the best parts.  :)

Edward I was the best part about that movie, no doubt about it.

I've always had a man crush on Patrick McGoohan.  :blush:
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Caliga

Quote from: Martinus on December 14, 2009, 03:19:42 AM
It's like his every "historical" movie (whether as an actor or producer/director) is there to showcase some form of bigotry, whether it is homophobia (Braveheart), chauvinism (Patriot), antisemitism (Passion) or racism (Apocalypto).
To me his first two movies illustrate more than anything else a strong dislike of the English.  I think Randall Wallace wrote both screenplays though, so maybe the prejudice is Wallace's and not Gibson's.
0 Ed Anger Disapproval Points

Duque de Bragança

Quote from: Savonarola on December 17, 2009, 09:14:12 AM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on December 16, 2009, 09:09:49 PM
Has Travolta ever done a good comedy?

Yes, "Battlefield Earth" was among the funniest movies I've ever seen.   :)

Big debate about that one: so bad it's good... Or not?

Admiral Yi

Quote from: Duque de Bragança on December 17, 2009, 11:09:39 AM
Big debate about that one: so bad it's good... Or not?
Not.  I have no interest in watching it again.

frunk

If you have a fine appreciation for bad cinema it can be entertaining, but there are many better bad movies. 

BuddhaRhubarb

Quote from: Caliga on December 17, 2009, 09:33:44 AM
Quote from: Martinus on December 14, 2009, 03:19:42 AM
It's like his every "historical" movie (whether as an actor or producer/director) is there to showcase some form of bigotry, whether it is homophobia (Braveheart), chauvinism (Patriot), antisemitism (Passion) or racism (Apocalypto).
To me his first two movies illustrate more than anything else a strong dislike of the English.  I think Randall Wallace wrote both screenplays though, so maybe the prejudice is Wallace's and not Gibson's.

there's no racism or Apocalypto. none. no homphobia in Braveheart either, it's not that deep.
:p

BuddhaRhubarb

watched the concluding chapter of Infernal Affairs - Infernal Affairs 3. We meet more of Sam's Moles who think they are doing right by their consciences, but really they're just lost in the game of cops v. robbers. wraps up the storylines well, but is a lesser piece of cinema on it's own. weakest, but not weak per se. solid final chapter.

7.5 bad guys with the good sense to shave their goatees when it's revealed they are good guys after all outta 10
:p

Savonarola

He Who Gets Slapped (1924)

Victor Sjorstrom directs this first Metro-Goldwyn-Meyer film starring Lon Chaney as a scientist who postulates a radical new theory on the origins of man.  His patron the Baron presents this to the French Academy, but neglects to tell the academy that the work is Lon's.  As Lon protest the Baron slaps him.  Lon goes home to his wife only to discover she is having an affair with the Baron.  Pushed beyond the bounds of reason he becomes a clown whose act is getting slapped repeatedly every night.  Naturally the French find this the height of witty and sophisticated comedy and soon Lon is the toast of Paris.  At the same time a very young Norma Shearer joins the circus; she's the daughter of a ruined nobleman.  Lon, the circus bareback rider and the Baron all fall in love with Norma; but with the help of a hungry lion and multiple deaths true love reigns at the end.

In Italy, for thirty years under the Borgias, they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, they had five hundred years of democracy and peace—and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock