Vampire teenage girl heartthrob: "I'm allergic to vaginas"

Started by Martinus, February 16, 2010, 10:11:14 AM

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Eddie Teach

#15
February 16, 2010, 01:41:01 PM
Quote from: Tyr on February 16, 2010, 12:25:48 PM
Vaginas aren't exactly the prettiest things in the world.
They serve a nice function but are pretty nasty looking.
Odd thing to say in an interview though.

Depends on how much is showing. They look nice normally but not when propped open to reveal internal organs and shit.
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derspiess

#17
February 16, 2010, 02:10:42 PM
Quote from: Maximus on February 16, 2010, 01:55:24 PM
especially shit

:lol: 

@PW  I may be showing my naivete here, but what organs?  :unsure:


I will say seeing a baby's head pop out of a hoo-hah is a disturbing sight. 
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Malthus

#18
February 16, 2010, 02:28:36 PM
Quote from: derspiess on February 16, 2010, 02:10:42 PM
I will say seeing a baby's head pop out of a hoo-hah is a disturbing sight.

Not one often seen, I trust. Particularly on a first date.
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derspiess

#19
February 16, 2010, 02:32:27 PM
Quote from: Malthus on February 16, 2010, 02:28:36 PM
Not one often seen, I trust. Particularly on a first date.

:D

Saw it once on a documentary & told myself when the time comes I would never look down whilst my wife is giving birth. 

I looked down.
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Ed Anger

#20
February 16, 2010, 02:33:26 PM
Quote from: derspiess on February 16, 2010, 02:32:27 PM
Quote from: Malthus on February 16, 2010, 02:28:36 PM
Not one often seen, I trust. Particularly on a first date.

:D

Saw it once on a documentary & told myself when the time comes I would never look down whilst my wife is giving birth. 

I looked down.

Sucker.
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Crazy_Ivan80

#21
February 16, 2010, 02:34:55 PM
Quote from: derspiess on February 16, 2010, 02:32:27 PM
Quote from: Malthus on February 16, 2010, 02:28:36 PM
Not one often seen, I trust. Particularly on a first date.

:D

Saw it once on a documentary & told myself when the time comes I would never look down whilst my wife is giving birth. 

I looked down.
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Admiral Yi

#22
February 16, 2010, 02:45:00 PM
Quote from: derspiess on February 16, 2010, 02:10:42 PM
@PW  I may be showing my naivete here, but what organs?  :unsure:
He may be talking about that little squid mouth down at the bottom of the well.

derspiess

#23
February 16, 2010, 02:48:06 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on February 16, 2010, 02:33:26 PM
Sucker.

Thankfully I sort of got lost in the moment, so that picture blurred a bit in my memory.  Actually, the grossest thing turned out to be the afterbirth, which they let sit out in a pan for the longest damned time.  They even gave me the "all clear" to bring family in before they took it away.  yech...
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Queequeg

#24
February 16, 2010, 04:51:59 PM
Slightly related, and very funny.
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Barrister

#25
February 16, 2010, 04:55:25 PM
My wife and I agreed that I'm going to be up near her head the entire time...
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derspiess

#26
February 16, 2010, 05:08:21 PM
Quote from: Barrister on February 16, 2010, 04:55:25 PM
My wife and I agreed that I'm going to be up near her head the entire time...

Yeah, that was my plan, too.  Good luck  ;)
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Viking

#27
February 16, 2010, 05:20:20 PM
He's gay, we've known that for some time. I hate little emo girls. They get what they deserve.
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#28
February 16, 2010, 05:41:34 PM
Quote from: Queequeg on February 16, 2010, 04:51:59 PM
Slightly related, and very funny.
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garbon

#29
February 16, 2010, 06:00:10 PM
Quote from: The Brain on February 16, 2010, 01:19:41 PM
Many people are allergic to things they really like. Not exactly strange.

I'm allergic to dogs. :(
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