Vampire teenage girl heartthrob: "I'm allergic to vaginas"

Started by Martinus, February 16, 2010, 10:11:14 AM

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Martinus

February 16, 2010, 10:11:14 AM
QuoteTwilight star Robert Pattinson 'hates vaginas'

From: The Daily Telegraph February 16, 2010 1:30PM

TWILIGHT heartthrob Robert Pattinson has revealed his aversion to female private parts, admitting that he hates "vaginas."

The actor is on the cover of the tenth anniversary issue of Details magazine with his head nestled in between a woman's legs. He also poses with some naked ladies and says that his only relationship of relevance is with his dog.

"I really hate vaginas. I'm allergic to vagina. But I can't say I had no idea, because it was a 12-hour shoot, so you kind of get the picture that these women are going to stay naked after, like, five or six hours. But I wasn't exactly prepared. I had no idea what to say to these girls. Thank God I was hungover."

Ooops. :homo:

Caliga

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February 16, 2010, 10:13:47 AM
Like this is hardly a first. :P

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Grey Fox

#2
February 16, 2010, 10:18:23 AM
Alright.
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Berkut

#3
February 16, 2010, 10:26:57 AM
That is bizarre - is he gay? I mean, I guess you don't ahve to hate vaginas to be gay, or I suppose you could not be gay and hate the coochy, but...yeah...I think I will just stick with 'bizarre'.
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Grallon

#4
February 16, 2010, 10:46:41 AM
Quote from: Martinus on February 16, 2010, 10:11:14 AM

Ooops. :homo:


So he's having tea and dumplings with all those girls following him around?!   He's such a cuty though.  :wub:




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HVC

#5
February 16, 2010, 11:17:47 AM
Apparently he has poor personal hygene and stinks becasue of it. If he's gay, he's going against the fastidious  stereotype :P
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derspiess

#6
February 16, 2010, 11:21:40 AM
More for me.
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Fate

#7
February 16, 2010, 11:25:36 AM
Quote from: derspiess on February 16, 2010, 11:21:40 AM
More for me.

Aren't you a social conservative?

Oh, you're the Mark Sanford type of social conservative.   :lol:

Malthus

#8
February 16, 2010, 11:31:06 AM
Quote from: Martinus on February 16, 2010, 10:11:14 AM
QuoteTwilight star Robert Pattinson 'hates vaginas'

From: The Daily Telegraph February 16, 2010 1:30PM

TWILIGHT heartthrob Robert Pattinson has revealed his aversion to female private parts, admitting that he hates "vaginas."

The actor is on the cover of the tenth anniversary issue of Details magazine with his head nestled in between a woman's legs. He also poses with some naked ladies and says that his only relationship of relevance is with his dog.

"I really hate vaginas. I'm allergic to vagina. But I can't say I had no idea, because it was a 12-hour shoot, so you kind of get the picture that these women are going to stay naked after, like, five or six hours. But I wasn't exactly prepared. I had no idea what to say to these girls. Thank God I was hungover."

Ooops. :homo:

Nope, more like :brain:  ;)
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derspiess

#9
February 16, 2010, 11:34:53 AM
Quote from: Fate on February 16, 2010, 11:25:36 AM
Oh, you're the Mark Sanford type of social conservative.   :lol:

Yeah, except I married my Argentine.
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The Brain

#10
February 16, 2010, 12:25:07 PM
Sounds like a great guy.
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

Josquius

#11
February 16, 2010, 12:25:48 PM
Vaginas aren't exactly the prettiest things in the world.
They serve a nice function but are pretty nasty looking.
Odd thing to say in an interview though.
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BuddhaRhubarb

#12
February 16, 2010, 12:55:44 PM
Sounds like he's trying to hard to be "edgy" and shed the promise ring vampire vibe. He fails though by being creepy instead of edgy. :ick:
:p

derspiess

#13
February 16, 2010, 01:07:46 PM
Quote from: Tyr on February 16, 2010, 12:25:48 PM
Vaginas aren't exactly the prettiest things in the world.
They serve a nice function but are pretty nasty looking.

Agree to disagree.
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

The Brain

#14
February 16, 2010, 01:19:41 PM
Many people are allergic to things they really like. Not exactly strange.
Women want me. Men want to be with me.
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